What a coincidence, so does Maxima, the Russian communications corporation/internet provider! To be fair, we don’t think they forced any of their employees to pose naked in this 2013 calendar. We also don’t think the employees came up with the themes used in the pics, and we say this because some of the themes are, well, discomforting.
It’s 2013 and you still don’t have a calendar? Are you having trouble finding one you want, or do you hate knowing what day it is? If it’s the first issue, then we have another bunch of naked ladies that tell you what month you’re in. If it’s the second issue, we don’t know what to say to you. What’s your problem with dates?
When’s the last time you went to the circus? If you answered, “Last week, and then a month before that, and every time the Ringling Bros come to town,” then you are exactly the person La Magie calendar was made for! It has all of your favorite lad’s mag babes looking like clowns, contortionists, tightrope walkers, lion tamers, and ringleaders, except they have their boobs out and that’s not family friendly.
Old and busted? Advent calendars. New hotness? Front’s RADvent calendar. You don’t need to eat chocolate every single day this month, especially not that sweet brown mayonnaise they pack in those things, but you do need to see what alt girls and lad’s mag boobs and behind-the-scenes mayhem Front has to offer every single day because it’s probably going to get your heart pumping and people tend to slack on cardio exercise in the winter.
You know, when we saw the behind-the-scenes photos of Rosie Jones, India Reynolds, and others holding enormous guns with their boobs out, we thought the whole ensemble looked a little unprofessional. But now that we’ve seen the final product, they look like a lean, mean team of clothing fighting machines!
We know you (and your landlord) probably aren’t stoked about the idea of taking in more pets next year, but we assure you that the Penthouse Pets 2013 calendar is a breeze to care for. You don’t have to feed the pets or clean up after them, there are no smells to deal with, and they stay in a neat little rectangle on your wall. They’re easier to love than Tamagotchi and they get your genitals excited!
You could check out the 2013 Hot Shots calendar, but the final product will likely show the girls looking like badass military pin-ups. If you want to see Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, Sam Cooke, Kelly Hall, and Emily O’Hara running around topless irresponsibly pointing guns all over the place with silly looks on their faces, you should check out these behind-the-scenes photos.
Hot pornstars and professional models hanging around in no clothing? Check. Shot by Ellen Stagg? Check. Pictures set in fantastical worlds imagined by a variety of up and coming artists? Check Republic. We can’t think of anything that could possibly make Mishka’s 2013 calendar any better. Oh, what if it came with comics? It already does!
Hard as it is to believe, fall has fallen upon us, and it’s only a hop, skip, and a jump to the beginning of 2013 (er, assuming the Mayans were wrong). And you know what that means: it’s time to pick out your next topless calendar!
We know you’ve been hemming and hawing about getting involved in BDSM, and that’s perfectly normal, and we’re not here to judge you. However, we think 2013 could be your year, the year when you finally take the plunge and start to develop a wardrobe of vinyl, leather, and chains. The first step: get yourself a KinkyStyle calendar and get inspired.
You might think this is cute now–what with Micaela Schaefer walking around Berlin topless, toting a pink laptop like the college hottie of your dreams, hanging out of helicopters and making it look oddly sexy–but soon you’ll be surrounded by calendars and we’ll be asking you to put up babes on every last square inch of wall space you own. So let’s enjoy Micaela’s body while it’s the only one in the 2013 calendar game.
We know, you’re probably already set for 2012 calendars, and your wall is probably so full of naked ladies that you wake up every morning and have a fit of erotic agoraphobia. That being said, you should fit Vikki Blows on your wall. If you’re not going to do it
Hey, you’re not too attached to the cherished images from your childhood, are you? Because if you are, these hypersexualized comic-style renditions of your favorite Disney princesses are going to blow your mind (or, at the very least, add a distinctly naughty flavor to your Disney memories). We don’t know
You wake up. You realize it’s the first of the month. You run to your Acqua Di Sensi calendar and furiously flip the big, glossy page to reveal the newest naked beach babe. You sit and stare in awe of sand clinging to every bare curve, seawater coursing over soft
Not one to let the nudie 2012 calendar parade pass her by, Alice Goodwin has jumped into the mix, boobies-first. A series of classic poses showcases Ms. Goodwin’s ample assets and gives us something to look forward to every month of the new year (or at least to ogle in
Don’t look directly in her eyes! If you do, you’ll be compelled to buy her 2012 calendar and then the other lad mag girls will get jealous, come to your house, and do naughty things to you until you buy all of their calendars, too. On second though, do look
http://youtu.be/gjjF5yQmVw4 Everyone knows that the Pirelli calendar will be reliably sexy, and naked, but have you seen how the calendar is created? Well, feast your eyes on this video, which not only shows you Mario Sorrenti’s photography process, but also give us bonus footage of, among other things, Milla Jovovich
We had our first look at the illustrious Pirelli calendar for 2012 yesterday, and that was rad, but it was severely lacking in extra pages of titties. As we all know, the calendar was originally designed as a platform for looking at many pages of titties. Later generations of calendar
Every year, the Pirelli tire company gathers together a legion of famous models and has them strip naked for a world-renowned photographer, then packages the whole thing in a limited edition calendar that’s sent only to their top clients. And every year, we find ourselves wondering how, exactly, any of
We don’t care what you’re doing this December, but we bet it involves giving someone else presents. Did you know that both Phil Spector and Jimmy Buffett were born on December 25th? Weird, right? That’s as good a reason as any for buying your sweetheart a new vibrator! Of course,
