‘Tis a sweeter sound to us than a Debussy prelude or Ravel melody. Although this isn’t too far removed, is it? Just replace the conductor’s baton twirling through the air with a colorful buttplug and writhing ass. Chromatic chords are replaced by the fevered gasps and adorable moans of a babe in ecstasy. And our reaction? Hell, it’s the same. We’ll stand and applaud amongst cheers of, “Bravo! Bravo!” We’ll even put on our fancy clothes.
Oh, the things that bed must have seen! This sexy French couple are all up, over and around it, pulling out all the stops. It seems like there’s nothing they won’t do… How lucky for us.
Like anal beads, buttplugs are one of those sex toys that are beloved, yet tend to be overlooked (we’re sensing an extremely ass-centric theme, here), so we’re rectifying that with a round-up. Plugs are great for lovers of anal stimulus. Plus, that way your hands are free to do all
Somewhat new to the world of backdoor adventures, I was eager to delve into this kit. Including two friendly-looking silicone anal toys and a bottle of ass-friendly lube, my sweetheart and I were off to a great start. The kit includes two different styles of anal toy: the purple “Romeo”,
Though the name anal probe may be more likely to inspire thoughts of alien invasion than mindblowing orgasms, the Ophoria Rapture Anal Probe is a great way to launch an anal exploration—whether it’s your first or five thousandth. A graduated anal dildo (made of sterilizable silicone, hurray!), this anal probe
Parisian photographer Bill Tong is fascinated with sex. Sure, we’re all fascinated with sex, but Tong presses creativity from his obsessions, and produces some seriously thought-(and boner)-provoking portraits of the French sexual landscape. Tong’s work comes in three flavors: Studies, Stories, and Series. We personally enjoy the Stories: small erotic
Handblown glass: it’s beautiful, stunning—and, as I learned today, surprisingly fun to put in your ass. Having gone the glass dildo route before, I was not that surprised to see a solid glass butt plug in my review pile. Nevertheless, I was not convinced at first glance that the Simply
For the man who has everything (up his ass), you might do well to wonder if anything this curly, translucent, and rubbery has ever come out of your butt before you put something with those attributes into it. The Bottoms-Up Butt Silicone P-Spot Rocker (Now in Ice), distributed by Topco,
Anal queen Tristan Taormino has long held that butts are an equal opportunity erogenous zone—and now she’s put that sentiment into practice with her latest “Expert Guide” installment. Yes, Tristan’s showing straight men how to enjoy anal stimulation. The feature follows Tristan’s standard format: we begin with a lecture, in
When this collection of anus wideners arrived here at Fleshbot West, we didn’t know whether to stick them up our collectives asses or mount our stage production of “2001: An Anal Odyssey of Ass.” The smallest of these monolithic and semi-hard “ass rods” (which also happens to be what we
The original Tristan butt plug was my first—and favorite—anal toy. As a young butt-curious lass, I purchased Tristan Taormino‘s debut plug, and was immediately smitten. Amazingly, that toy debuted a full decade ago: and to commemorate it (and Tristan’s) accomplishments, an updated, tenth anniversary edition has been released. Yes, I
How do we love Faye Reagan? Let us count the ways. We love her pale, freckled skin and her pert, puffy nipples—and especially her long red hair. We love her cute sighs of pleasure, and her sexy high pitched moans. We love how she’s equally adept at pleasuring both Dane
It seems mildly fitting that as the first spring buds were bursting into bloom, I was introducing my nether regions to Bloomy, a vaguely floral (and utterly delightful) dildo/butt plug from Fun Factory. With the knowledge that you should always go front to back, rather than the reverse, I began
Even though I have no penis, I’m still excited by the LELO Homme line. After all, it’s not every day that a sex toy company designs a line of sleek, beautiful toys… for men. My first brush with Homme came in the form of Bo, a gentleman’s ring that rocked
All cougars are not milves, and all milves are not cougars, but they do have quite a few things in common—and you should always watch out when one of them is on the prowl. And by “watch out,” we mean “pay rapt attention”—because when a sexy older woman (okay, any
So you’ve decided you’d like to masturbate—with something other than your hand, your pillow, or the washing machine, that is. How do you find the sex toy that’s right for you? Sure, you could just go to a sex toy shop and pick the first toy that catches your eye—but
Newcomers to anal action often wonder why, exactly, their exploits aren’t going as smoothly as the ones they watch in porn—and, more often than not, it’s because they’re skipping a crucial step: warm up. More often than not, pornos prefer to keep the preparation off camera, neglecting to show all
Like a feel-good underdog sports team movie filled with plucky go-getters who dream big, the anus is resilient. Still, you don’t want to throw the TitanMen Wreckd’em Butt Plug in there too fast. This device is so thick that Doc (not a real doctor) Johnson couldn’t send Hi Res images,
As we page our way through all the amateur porno content on the internet, we occasionally find something really special–a standout product, if you will. “The Jude & Latti Show”–something of a porno podcast–is a perfect example. In each episode, the eponymous couple talk about their sex lives, show off
