“I should let you go home before it gets too late.” He said to my lips right before we kissed.

I knew he didn’t mean those words at all and I pushed my lips against his and it was a blur of making out and fucking. While his cock was buried deep inside he whispered between thrusts, “Next time we should use the plug.”

“I brought it with me,” I moaned back, “I want you to plug me and fuck me.”

There’s such a wide breadth of pleasure gadgets and sexual thingamabobs that it’s a wonder anyone engages in straight sex at all. Well, no, that’s not true. But, for those occasions when you’ve got a bit more leisure time and a box o’ wonders or under-bed stash, you may as well whip somethin’ out and add it to your lusty equation. We live in a wide world of rubber, leather, silicone, and glass — no doubt it’s all been fashioned into an amatory agent of some kind.

Well, this is quite a jaunty assplug if we’ve ever seen one. Is it wrong that it reminds us of the Treasure Trolls of our childhood? They’re like regular trolls but with the added bonus of some superpower gleaned from its belly jewel. Or something like that. We’d say this gal also gets a nice superpower from her precious butt bauble — namely, the power to produce a creampie on command.

We’re eternal optimists here at Fleshbot. There’s no reason for an empty ass! Taking inspiration from Dylan Ryan’s declaration of love for the butt plug, we’ve sought out a gaggle of similarly anal-obsessed amateurs. Lo and behold, we’ve got plugs flying — into the bums of babes and boys, acting as prelude to a fist, accompanying dildos to the ball.

Though her porn has given us an inkling of what it might be like to have sex with Joanna Angel, we must admit we’re still curious to know what it would be like to sext our Supreme Commandress. Luckily, she’s willing to dish: at left, one of the many photos you might receive if you sext with the punk rock porn princess.

The gorgeous Joanna Angel, butt plug firmly ensconced in her ass, looking out over the LA skyline? There are few images more perfect than that (though to be honest, we could take or leave the LA skyline part). (Via Joanna Angel’s blog)

We already knew that the couple behind Coiled Up had a knack for producing delicious amateur porn photos—but we had no idea their talents extended into the video realm, as well. This two minute video is a delightful dose of ass and pussy fun…and, if you ask us, the best

We wish we could say something clever about this all-girl anal fest, but we can’t get the Guns N’ Roses version of “Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door” out of our heads now. Who can possibly think of Guns N’ Roses and lesbian anal sex at the same time? We’ve always believed

You stay until the last possible moment, and then you stay a little more. I’m still naked, you gave me one more quick fuck. You were almost out the door, then you turned, came back in. You didn’t even take your jeans off, you pulled them down around your ass,

Usually, we feel that the best porn involves two people who are completely in synch, but this time we feel differently. Jordan Lynn’s intense concentration looks nothing like Amber Rayne’s frantic clit rubbing and thigh quivering, and yet this works on so many levels. It’s like these two women were

You went home to see the family and you didn’t bring London Keys with you? For shame. Now she has to entertain herself by masturbating for loved ones on her webcam. Is that what you wanted? (It’s what we wanted.) Fortunately for you, the famous director/peeping tom Ivan snuck his

This uploader loves his girlfriend’s gaping ass, and he wants you to love it, too. However, he’s not going to pretend that this gape appeared out of nowhere; they had to work hard to create it and let it thrive. It’s a darling symbol of their relationship! And it echoes

You might think this Flesh Flick is a little too clinical, and it is, but it’s a good thing! For one, this guy clearly knows how to push his lady’s buttons, and he’s doing it as slowly and precisely as possible. Secondly, she’s a nurse (we know enough French to

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It was a simple tweet: “Today, I plan on tormenting him.” He had read it but didn’t quite know what was in store for him. Earlier in the morning we were having sex and he suffered from a dreaded leg cramp. The lack of fluids seems to get the better

I have been fantasizing for quite some time about him plugging my ass with my largest Njoy plug and then proceeding to fuck me. The thought of him plugging me and then fucking me would get me very excited. For months I would have my Njoy plug stashed away in

I’ll be honest with you: I don’t have a lot of experience putting things in my ass. A finger or two, sure, but the Sexy Spades medium glass plug from Doc Johnson took some work to get in. For more practiced ass masters, I imagine it would only need a

All cougars are not milves, and all milves are not cougars, but they do have quite a few things in common—and you should always watch out when one of them is on the prowl. And by “watch out,” we mean “pay rapt attention”—because when a sexy older woman (okay, any

The Vergenza Zephyr arrived on my doorstep in an unmarked box, completely unaccompanied by any sort of instruction or explanatory material. Clearly it was a sex toy—why else would someone send it to me?—but what kind of sex toy was it, exactly? My immediate assumption was that it must be