It’s hard out there for today’s parents: technology has gone from friend to foe, helping kids grow up too darn fast. If the menace of sexting wasn’t bad enough, now internet porn is teaching kids that anal sex is normal! Highly esteemed research journal Details has the story: armed with

When we were in school, we never fantasized about our lunch lady–but then again, our lunch lady was an old, cranky, and not particularly nice woman; and she definitely wasn’t a former pornstar. If she was–well, we would have enjoyed that Salisbury steak a whole lot more, that’s for sure.

Australia’s attempt to block all internet porn from entering its borders keeps marching on. In the filter’s current incarnation, over 10,000 sites would be blocked, with no way to completely opt out of the filter. So the next time some Aussie pop star sheds her top, no one will know.

The long-awaited Playboy/Burton snowboard collaboration (also known as Burton Love snowboards) is finally in stores — and, somewhat unsurprisingly, parents are already complaining about them. If you ask us, parents who let their kids snowboard have already done far more damage than the sight of a naked lady ever could

The Swiss government is working hard to protect children from the evils of pornography… by banning pornography on all mobile devices. Why is a general ban necessary? Why, because if anyone’s allowed to get mobile porn, those crafty teenagers will find a way to get their hands on it! Sound

We don’t understand why everyone in Brooklyn was so concerned about Babeland opening a new store in the notoriously family-friendly neighboorhood of Park Slope. It looks like this kid is having a great time there! (brownstoner.com)

Poor Foxy Jacky: all she wanted to do was make a hot little video of her getting naughty at a public playground. Unfortunately, some people in the Memphis suburb of Bartlett Grove aren’t too keen on public nudity, though they are keen on tracking down Jacky and making her pay

Observant porn surfers may have noticed a little RTA graphic that has been appearing on the landing page of many adult websites over the past several months–including this one. If you haven’t figured it out already, it stands for “Restricted to Adults” and it’s part of a seld-policing Porn Valley-backed

A former editor of Nuts magazine grapples with the distinct possibility that he is personally responsible for destroying the minds and polluting the souls of an entire generation of British lads and ladettes. On the other hand, he did get to see Keeley Hazell naked, so it’s kind of a

We thought Savita Bhabhi was just a desperate cartoon Indian housewife looking to get laid. Turns out that she’s actually an evil influence who’s bent on corrupting the youth of India—”worse than the worst pornographic sites.” Oops! Well, we won’t make that mistake again. (ciol.com)

A prominent member of Britain’s Conservative Party gave a speech earlier today lambasting lad mags for their evil assault on the culture, essentially blaming them for creating a nation of irresponsible deadbeat dads who objectify women and never call their mum. Pretty harsh stuff–but does that make us bad people

We’ve been meaning to slog through this groundbreaking investigative TV news report on sex and our culture–but frankly, we just can’t. We don’t need John Stossel’s mustache to tells us how we’re ruining America–we’re well aware of that already. But if you want to be reminded about society’s impending doom

Have you heard the big news? Gas is like … really expensive. It makes things tough for everyone, but it’s especially tough for the women of Louisiana who have been forced into pole dancing just put fuel in their tanks, as local Baton Rouge reporter Keitha Nelson breathlessly explains. It’s

Some of you may recall that old lawsuit involving the game “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas” and the “Hot Coffee” mod that allowed characters in it to have graphic sex. That’s disgusting, of course, so some lawyers filed a class-action lawsuit and forced a settlement that would allow any of

Some people want over-the-counter “sexual aids” taken off store shelves because somehow having Horny Goat Weed available at the Pick N’ Save turns everyone into whores. How come no one ever does anything about the dastardly influence of beef jerky sticks? (caller.com)

The Office of Complete Bullshit Statistics estimates that “ninety percent of children between the ages of 8 and 16 have viewed pornography online,” so parents are urged to have “the porn talk” with their children. You know, so the kids can explain it to them. (deseretnews.com)

Stormy Daniels descended on Washington, D.C. yesterday to speak at the National Press Club on behalf of the Association of Sites Advocating Child Protection; the AVN Crossover Star of the Year, er, crossed over to deliver the message that kids who want porn can just wait until they’re old enough

Texas high school students were recently shocked to discover a picture of a newsstand with “revealing” adult magazines in their German textbook. Hey, how do you say “But what about the children?” in German? (dallasnews.com)

A Connecticut elementary school teacher is out of a job after she and her husband appeared in a “Ugliest Guys, Hottest Wife” contest on the Howard Stern show. (Good thing they won!) Says one concerned parent: “What they do on their own time is their business, but …” sometimes it’s

Party’s over, kids: Facebook has announced that they’re cracking down on the porn. Okay, they say it’s for “child protection” (of course), but we all know how that story goes. (afp.google.com)