We like those, but we like delectable confections of babe even better.
It’s like Munch’s The Scream (of Nature), but with a good amount more jizz involved (we presume). And a little less terror. This babe isn’t overcome by the pandemonium of life’s tumult, no — rather, she welcomes the chaotic joy that is a bursting load of cum. And if this is the way in which she does it, that’s a-okay with us. It’s endearing. It’s artful. It’s Facial Friday.
Oh, you — you do. Well, good. Then there’s no issue here. From the sounds of it, you really like it. That’s great! We’re into that. We’re also into the cameraman taking it upon himself to rub one out while he’s watching. Kudos, sir!
Oh, that Bobbi Starr! She seems a tad on the devilish side, but all she really wants is a bitchboy who can do what she demands. Is that so much to ask? So maybe dragging a cannonball weight with your dick is sort of difficult — we say man up! And maybe undoing the delicate straps of Bobbi’s shoe with your teeth (and not biting!) is a challenge… But just do it! If we’re feeling exasperated, we can only imagine what Bobbi has in store.
It’s one of the funnest sports out there, don’t you know. And all it takes to really succeed is two horndog pervs and a camera with a remote zoom option! It’s thrilling, it’s rewarding, and best of all, it’s sexy. BJs, cowgirl, missionary — it’s all fair game so long as you get that cummy prize in the end. This blows the hottie babes of tennis off the court. (Although we do love you and your skirts and grunts, ladies of tennis). But yeah. This has to be our favorite spectator event.
Welcome to a little lovepile, courtesy of the 1970s. We’ve got babes lickin’ babes! Dudes bangin’ butts! Babes bangin’ themselves! And basically everything in between. But here’s the catch: is it all a dream? We don’t really care either way, because dreamland looks pretty darn real to us. And it’s the kind of dream we really like.
We know Veruca and Damon James are one of the sexiest and coolest couples contributing beautiful things to the pornosphere. But they also just sincerely like to bang! And in public! Plus, they’re full of tips that we, the laypeople, can utilize. So check out episode 3 from their series, Naked in Public: Public Sex Tips” to learn some ways to incorporate that James hotness into your own bang repertoire. Oh, and also to check out Veruca James’s ass. …What?!
It’s the harmonious union of two of our favorite ladyparts with our hands-down favorite dude-part. It’s like a trinity of body-lovin’ goodness: hand, mouth, dick. How many ways can you put them together that we’ll enjoy? Probably any. But hand on dick positioning jizz to mouth is right up there.
Come on, did any of you put your hands up? Dorks! But, uh, just kidding. We’re just saying that we stand firmly on the side of fresh, teenage asshole. Though we’re sure you already knew that. But we’re not the only ones! This dude does too!
Okay, so we haven’t fallen into a dreamy parallel universe where Audrey Bitoni has an identical double and they do all kinds of crazy, sexy shit to each other. But this is basically the next best thing! We like seeing Audrey’s adventures upon the looking-glass with her hottie reflection. It’s like Narcissus gone pervy. And with totally awesome tits. Yeah, we’re into that.
Are you familiar with “The Valleys,” MTV’s reality show about sexy people living together in a house in Cardiff, Wales? We weren’t, but then we saw “Valleys” star Jenna Jonathan taking her top off for Nuts, and just like that, we became aficionados of British MTV reality TV. If it weren’t for boobs, we wouldn’t know a damn thing about anything.
We’re down! If by “tap” you mean “touch,” and “dance” you mean “ourselves”.
Because Sinn Sage is in town, and ain’t nobody wanna miss that. It’s like when the old-timey instrument repairfellow would pass through town twice a year, and all the violinists from miles around would bring their fiddles for a tune-up. It’s like that, except Sinn Sage does it for hot chicks and their asses. Yeah, she gets that body feelin’ right. She does it like no one else can, and that’s why she’s a master of her craft. Come to think of it, we could use a little adjusting ourself. Oh, Sinn? We need you!
Hey, sometimes the best part of vacation happens without leaving the confines of your hotel room. There’s premium cable, delectable room service, a king-sized bed, blackout curtains, and plenty of space for good lovin’. Now, maybe with the Empire State Building or the Champs-Élysées right out your window, you know, eventually you should get out there. But there’s nothing wrong with scheduling some bone-time in on your itinerary. We think it makes the whole trip go a bit more smoothly (and funly).
Wow. Looks like it’s pretty nice to be Tony Ribas! There he is just minding his own business when all of a sudden he’s stormed by two busty brunettes on a mission to take him for their own. They wordlessly force him to turn his cock over to them — all of it — and take his face for a ride. He’s a good sport about it, though, which we think is the correct response.