No doubt we've all loved seeing Britney Spears grinding it out on stage and in the gym, but one has to admit there is a certain joy that comes with her post-workout selfies. One might even say Instagram is at its hottest when Britney Spears shows off her hot post-workout body.
Nothing beats a good book. Well, maybe a great movie beats a good book, but the book still comes in second. Then again, there's also some great television out there right now, so maybe it goes movie, tv show, then book. The point is books are still pretty great. Heck, some of the best movies and television shows come from books. And would you believe it, some celebrities have taken a break from acting to write a book? Yep, it's true, so let's count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrity Authors!
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For a moment, a very brief moment, I wondered if Britney Spears was showing us a pic of a bikini top that was too small for her. It does look kind of tight and it's not really covering up a lot of boob. Then it hit me - it's not too small, in fact, it's perfect. At least Britney Spears is perfect in this bikini top.
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While I'm sure Britney Spears wanted to show us how hard she was working out or how she stays in shape or some new workout routine she learned, all I'm getting from this Instagram video is Britney Spears has amazing cleavage. Then again, maybe that is what Britney wanted us to know.
Honestly, I don't know if I'm asking a question or stating a fact. Can Britney Spears not be sexy? Like can she do something in real life or on stage and have it not be completely and utterly sexy? I'm serious I don't believe it's possible for Britney to not be so damn sexy.
Have you ever been scrolling through the movies on any of the streaming services to find a movie you loved when you were younger? You get kind of excited, you start watching the movie, and as it goes you realize the movie actually sucks. You being to wonder why you loved this movie so much? Yeah, we've all been there. But thankfully, this isn't like those moments because Britney Spears is still sexy!
I'm pretty sure that if Britney Spears didn't want to go the gym, she'd be totally fine. Doing all those shows in Las Vegas is probably a great workout, but yet Britney still loves to go the gym and take pictures of her sexy body while she's there. Hey, it's Britney's world - we are just living in it.
Well, I think we are done. I don't know if there is anything else that we can hope to achieve, hope to create, or hope to discover in this world. I'm not saying we all need to jump off a bridge, but we can all die happy now because Kate Upton will be doing Britney Spears on Spike TV's Lip Sync Battle and these few moments of her crawling on the floor in a school girl outfit are... are... everything.
Typically when I go to the beach, which isn't that often, upon my return home it looks as if I never went anywhere at all. That's because I do my best to avoid the sun when I hit the sands. Whether I apply a nice thick layer of the highest SPF sunscreen I'm legally allowed to buy or just find the one shady spot on the beach, getting a tan in not really for me. But thank goodness Britney Spears is all about getting a nice, golden tan and showing it off on Instagram.
The new live-action Beauty and the Beast raked in over $170 million in its opening weekend. It's really not all that surprising, as Disney knows how to tell the tale as old as time of a beauty falling in love with a Beast/Man who lives all alone in a castle with singing furniture. It's a story we can all relate to. In honor of the movie's success, we thought we'd celebrate by counting down the Top Ten Disney Hotties.
The two-for-one deal has long been an industry best, no matter what you are selling. We all love getting something extra and only paying for one. And honestly, there is nothing better in this world that seeing Britney Spears rock two different sexy dresses at the same time.
I think we can all agree that a day at the beach is some of the most fun any of us can have. The warm sun on our faces, laughing and splashing in the cool water, and building a giant sandcastle in always such a wonderful treat... just not as wonderful as Britney Spears's day of fun and sun and super sexy bikini wearing. Yeah, I think we'd all pick staying in doors, watching Britney do cartwheels in a bikini over getting sand in our bathing suits.
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