Have you ever been scrolling through the movies on any of the streaming services to find a movie you loved when you were younger? You get kind of excited, you start watching the movie, and as it goes you realize the movie actually sucks. You being to wonder why you loved this movie so much? Yeah, we've all been there. But thankfully, this isn't like those moments because Britney Spears is still sexy!
I'm pretty sure that if Britney Spears didn't want to go the gym, she'd be totally fine. Doing all those shows in Las Vegas is probably a great workout, but yet Britney still loves to go the gym and take pictures of her sexy body while she's there. Hey, it's Britney's world - we are just living in it.
Well, I think we are done. I don't know if there is anything else that we can hope to achieve, hope to create, or hope to discover in this world. I'm not saying we all need to jump off a bridge, but we can all die happy now because Kate Upton will be doing Britney Spears on Spike TV's Lip Sync Battle and these few moments of her crawling on the floor in a school girl outfit are... are... everything.
Typically when I go to the beach, which isn't that often, upon my return home it looks as if I never went anywhere at all. That's because I do my best to avoid the sun when I hit the sands. Whether I apply a nice thick layer of the highest SPF sunscreen I'm legally allowed to buy or just find the one shady spot on the beach, getting a tan in not really for me. But thank goodness Britney Spears is all about getting a nice, golden tan and showing it off on Instagram.
The new live-action Beauty and the Beast raked in over $170 million in its opening weekend. It's really not all that surprising, as Disney knows how to tell the tale as old as time of a beauty falling in love with a Beast/Man who lives all alone in a castle with singing furniture. It's a story we can all relate to. In honor of the movie's success, we thought we'd celebrate by counting down the Top Ten Disney Hotties.
The two-for-one deal has long been an industry best, no matter what you are selling. We all love getting something extra and only paying for one. And honestly, there is nothing better in this world that seeing Britney Spears rock two different sexy dresses at the same time.
I think we can all agree that a day at the beach is some of the most fun any of us can have. The warm sun on our faces, laughing and splashing in the cool water, and building a giant sandcastle in always such a wonderful treat... just not as wonderful as Britney Spears's day of fun and sun and super sexy bikini wearing. Yeah, I think we'd all pick staying in doors, watching Britney do cartwheels in a bikini over getting sand in our bathing suits.
Our lives were recently filled with joy upon hearing the wonderful news that Playboy will be returning to its nude roots. With this great news comes the hopes that once again Playboy will reign supreme in the world of skin mags. And one way Playboy can return to the top is by getting celebrities to once again grace their glossy pages. Here are our Top Ten Celebrities Who Should Pose For Playboy.
Every so often I think that I should totally start going to the gym, but then there's a Criminal Minds (2005-2016) marathon and I can't not watch it. But if I did go to the gym I know I'd totally become that guy who is constantly posting gym pics. Yeah, I'd be that annoying. And yet, when Britney Spears constantly posts gym pics and videos on Instagram, none of us seem to mind.
Look, we are all thinking the same damn thing, so we might as well put all our cards on the table. Britney Spears needs to just go ahead and go topless. This topless-ish Instagram post is just one more reminder that the sooner we see Britney Spears' amazing boobs, the better the entire world will be.
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When you think about it, it really was only a matter of time before Britney Spears had some kind of wardrobe malfunction during one of her costume-heavy Las Vegas shows. And thankfully with the invention of the camera phone, many people were not only able to witness it, but also to share it with the world. Yes, my friends, it is such a beautiful sight.
Oh, Britney Spears, you already do so much for us, you really didn't have to go and give us a little more. But hey, that Britney Spears is a real giver. Not only does she give it her all for her Vegas shows, but then she takes to Instagram to give just a few pieces more of her sexy costumes and a little video of her show. You're the best, Britney.
It is said that people born in the last month of the year are strong and determined, but also they remain grounded in reality. December babies also tend to be very nice to others, they tend to be very honest, and most of all, they are super freaking hot. Armed with these facts, it's time to count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Born in December!
There have been plenty of times when Britney Spears has left a little something our imaginations to run wild, but not this time. In this Instagram pic, there is no imagination left. Britney Spears and her short shorts and her leg-bending handstand found what ever imagination was left, did this same handstand in short shorts, and the imagination exploded. Boom. Gone. No more imagination.
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