Normally I would start ranting and raving about someone putting their Christmas tree up before December has even started, but in the case of Courtney Stodden, I'm going to give her a pass. When you have such wonderful Christmas globes like Courtney Stodden, you can get them out whenever you want.
We all know about the three Bs (boobs, butt, and bush), but what about the three Ts? Are they not as important as the three Bs? Some might even say the three Ts are way, way more important than the three Bs. If you have no idea what I'm babbling on about, take a look at Kelly Mc Lennan's three Ts: tits, tushy, and tats, and tell me how wonderful they are.
So, I've never been one for horror movies. I see the appeal and why people flood to the theater for a good scare, but for me, they've never been something I demanded other people see. Well, I guess rules are meant to be broken because if you don't see The Untamed (2016), then you are missing out one hell of a nudity-filled movie. Oh yeah, and a scary movie.
I don't know if I can really say enough wonderful things about Padma Lakshmi in a see-through top, but damn it, I'm going to try. Seriously, I do believe the only thing better than Padma Lakshmi in a see-through top would be Padma Lakshmi topless and they are a few steps away from each other.
Let's just be honest with ourselves here, we are never sexy in the bathroom. No matter how hard we may try, it doesn't come close to the ease with which Kim Kardashian West oozes sexy while in the tub, on the counter, or anywhere close to the bathroom. Some people can just make any place sexy.
With a name like Astrid Von Winter one can make a few assumptions and probably feel pretty good about them. Astrid Von Winter brings to mind a rock star, a take no prisoners lifestyle, and most of all someone who is pretty damn hot. Now, I have no idea if Astrid Von Winter is in a band or if she's really shy in person, but one thing I do know... she's pretty damn hot.
Let's be honest, we all wish we were a little more flexible than we are. Even if you consider yourself to be super flexible, odds are you spend a lot of time in crazy yoga positions trying to touch your toes from behind your back. And for some people, being flexible probably comes naturally, like for Rachel Williams. I bet Rachel Williams has always been pretty damn flexible and pretty damn sexy.
There are some people who use many towels to get dry, some people pat their skin dry, and there are some people who just want to sit around and let Mother Nature dry them off. Personally, I've never understood the appeal of air drying, but now that I've seen Alexandra Arbuthnot just hanging out with a towel around her head and nothing else, I totally get it.
Having Alicia Vikander in a movie is enough to get my butt in a seat and most likely purchasing the movie to add to my collection. But when you toss in Cara Delevingne, then the movie moves to the top of the must-see list. And when they are both topless in a film, then you need to stop whatever it is you are doing and watch Tulip Fever (2017).
In less than a week are are going around a table filled with family or friends or both for a huge feast. All the fixings will be there; turkey, stuffing, green beans, and whatever it is you have as part of your Thanksgiving meal. But for some, they say no just about everything because they are Vegans. While me may not agree or find being vegan strange one thing that is for sure is there are some pretty damn sexy. So, let's get some immigration meat and count down the Top Ten Hottest Vegans.
Transporters - it makes sense that we don't have those. Flying cars? I can kind of see why those aren't available yet. Robot assistants, we kind of have those. We can pretty much give science a pass on all the things we were promised as children, but one thing I say we can't let slide is the lack of Heidi Klum clones.
Some of us are book smart and some are street smart, but all of us strive for knowledge. Some of us even thirst for knowledge, in whatever form. While we might be able to judge intelligence in different ways, one thing we can agree on is that there are some pretty smarty pants hotties. So take out your number two pencils and count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Who Are Smart.
It feels warm in here, like warmer than it should be. It's not just me, right? Are you feeling a little warmer than before? Maybe it's just a fluke, but Rose McGowan's boobs are out so that has been known to cause a rise in body temperature, dry mouth, and sweating. Seriously, can we turn up the AC!
I have to admit that the last place I would expect to see full frontal nudity is on Lady Dynamite (2016-2017). But then again, after watching Lady Dynamite when it comes to the comedy and nudity of Maria Bamford you really should expect the unexpected.
If I was to say Bo Derek, odds are the first thing that pops into your mind is that famous scene of her on the beach from the movie 10 (1979). Well, I guess it could be some other scene of her nude on a beach - she has a few - but you know what I'm trying to get at. When I first laid eyes on Asa Stensson nude on the beach, my first thought was she was a 10.
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