We’ve heard of real knee-slappers, you know, as far as funny jokes go, but we’d rather go with a tit slap. Because what better combination is there than hilarity and breasts? Although when it comes down to it we suppose breasts make everything better. And when they’re Dani Jensen and Shyla Jennings’ breasts all playing around together? Well, that’s just finer than a barrel of monkeys. Seriously; that seems like it’s asking for trouble.
Well, we guess Tiffany Tyler’s face is pressed against the glass, too. But, you know, that’s probably just what happens when Ryan Madison is railing you doggystyle in the shower. It’s a good thing there’s a door here and not just a curtain! We’re sure it’d get ripped out, then there’d be a boning couple and water all over the bathroom floor. And that would make a mess! Not that we’d really mind cleaning up after. But it’s probably for the best there’s the door as a barrier — that way we could press our faces up against it for a real close look, and stay safe. And if there’s one thing we’re all about, it’s safety. And doggystyle in the shower.
Get in good with Veruca James and Kendra James in “The Sleepover”, brought to you by Brazzers
There are many boons to straddling a babe (well, aside from its happening in the first place). But once you get settled in and take a gander around, you’ll find so many options for skin-on-skin good times. Where to begin? Mondo tits are a fine place to get into the groove. And you could stretch your arms all around — who’s to know whither the fingers fly? To the front, back, or side to side, you’ll find a myriad of lovely things: elbows, faces, knees, booty — but a pretty pussy is also an ideal location. You can groove all over and inside a babe; it’s so funky fresh. We should all give it a whirl!
Apologies for the almost positively overused pun, but these boobies must be this way, otherwise why would she be smacking them around so? Ah, but it’s possible we’ve got things all mixed up. Knowing Natasha, her tits probably like being roughed up a bit. So maybe she’s treating them this way because they’ve just done some really nice things for her, like take out the garbage or put surprise flowers in her bedroom, or sing her a Christmas carol. Yeah, that must be the case. They’re having such a jovial time together! Is there room for a fourth? We don’t mind a little roughhousing either!
We’ve already been into the topic of cock massage today so we thought we may as well delve deeper. And as far as the world’s funnest parts to touch and fondle on go, we think the ass of a babe is definitely in the top three. Naturally tits are number one, but they can’t (usually) be whole open-hand grabbed and heartily squeezed and spread as infinitum. But asses love that kind of thing! And Eve Laurence’s is an especially willing client. Look at all that great stuff in there. There’s room for a few extra hands, right?
Most folks we know would call it an extreme privilege to get their hands in Kagney Linn Karter’s panties. And they would be right. It’s a hospitable environment for those allowed to enter, and it’s a place where magic happens. You might end up with a dove or a bunny in your hands, or a bouquet of flowers or sparkling fistfuls of confetti. Or, you might end up with fingers slicked down with sweet and luscious Kagney juice. Whatever the situation, it’s bound to be divine.
DVD is dying and the future of porn is all online; it’s sad but true. Still, we take great comfort knowing that one of our favorite directors, Lee Roy Myers, is keeping his craft alive by directing half-hour scenes for Brazzers. We had the chance to browse through his latest work, and we’d like to share our favorites with you.
If you read TMZ (and if you do, why?), you may have come under the impression yesterday that there is a full on war for the porn debut of Courtney Stodden (a barely legal lass best known for marrying a semi-famous dude three times her age). Why, the gossip rap breathlessly reported, a full five porn companies started throwing porn contracts at the young lady the minute she turned eighteen. Which would be sort of interesting, we suppose, were it not for the fact that all five porn companies are, in fact, owned by one single parent company.
Porn performers may not use condoms when they’re having sex on camera–but that doesn’t mean they don’t recognize the importance of using them off camera. Case in point: porno superstar James Deen stars in this safer sex PSA (brought to you by Brazzers and directed by Lee Roy Myers) that serves to remind us all that in real life, unprotected sex isn’t always as hot as it is in porn.
Though Charlie Sheen claims to have gotten Bree Olson out of the adult industry, it wasn’t that long ago that she was in it. In fact, she shot with Brazzers just two weeks ago…and the photos are now online. Egotastic has a sneak peek at what is allegedly Bree’s very
Say what you will about pornography, but you have to admit that it’s an honest medium: in a world of ironic this and post-ironic that, you pretty much know what to expect when you pick up a title like, say, “Teens Like It Big”, and not just because you’ve happened
Since we last reported on this important topic, we’d love to be able to tell you that there’s been a sea change in the way the adult industry views men with average-sized members, and that the whole “size matters” debate is one we can relegate to the dustbin of history
Sometimes it feels like we wake up every morning “Groundhog Day”-style only to see the same old studios churning out the same old porn movies with the same old predictable lineups of barely legal starlets and insatiable MILFs, with only the occasional new face or novel ass smoothie-esque perversion to
If you still haven’t seen enough previews of that Hannah Hilton hardcore scene we’ve been crowing about lately, this generous gallery should do the trick nicely. Maybe it’s time you just bit the bullet and plonked down that $24.95 so you could see the whole thing already (and then told
Oh, that hardcore Hannah Hilton scene we told you about last week? It’s now live on RealWifeStories.com, and even from the limited preview it looks to us like it was worth the wait. (Also: Hannah Hilton is married? Who knew?) (realwifestories.com)
For untold generations, mankind has argued about the size of the boat versus the motion of the ocean … and still hasn’t come up with a definitive answer yet. After having their sleep-deprived staff pore over thousands of hours of stock pornography (not to mention evidence from their own fine
