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Big lips, big dicks, big chicks, big tits. People tout the benefits of abstemious living and the joys of moderation — but hey, this is Amurica! Going big is our specialty. And if we’re indulging in pornographic opulence anyway, we may as well go all the way. So, uh, can we get an extra-large order of cheesy fries to go with that? It’ll make a perfect complement, we think.
That’s basically the bottom line here. But we’ll make some commentary because, hey, that’s what we do. Your room is a little messy, girls. Maybe it’s clothes and undies strewn about from deciding what to wear for a night out to the club. Or maybe those are bags full of lovely new dildos just waiting to be tested out. Hell, maybe you’re gonna squeeze both these activities into the same evening… So, you better get a move on! There’s no time to just sit around fondling each other and all deep-tonguing each other’s throats. Just kidding — there’s always time for that.
It’s that time of the year when everybody is dressing in layers because the light and warmth change drastically from block to block. Some layers are a little stuffier than others; some layers are much more revealing than others. Fortunately for the people of New York, one of Jessica Alba’s layers is a sheer bra no darker than thin obsidian.
Five and a half seasons in, and “Nurse Jackie” finally delivers some dirty goodness. To what do we owe the pleasure? Dr. Carrie Roman (Betty Gilpin) decides to reward Coop for his efforts by whipping out her terrific tits and going down on him. We don’t suppose this could become an every week kind of thing, could it?
It really makes a body feel quite sparkling and refreshed, let us tell you! This chick knows what we’re talking about. Why only mess about in the mouth when you can take that sucker all the way down and get your throat involved in the works? They’re an underappreciated part, we feel, and quite versatile. Sure, we use them to swallow (also useful in this circumstance) but we can also use them to do… well, whatever it is this chick is doing with hers here. It’s pretty cool.
Check out Merel and Samantha Jane gettin’ all hot ‘n’ heavy at Abby Winters
Well, hello there, li’l lady. We can tell, just from a flash of those sultry eyes, that you’re a real go-getter. We believe we can also deduce with a good degree of certainty that what you want to go get is a cumload all over your sweet angelface. And, hey! That aligns with our Facial Friday plans pretty nicely.
We call female masturbation that because it truly is a gift that keeps on giving. No refractory periods to worry about, no need for pesky, fallible boners. With just a horny puss and some light handiwork, a dastardly babe could fap for hours on end. But, uh, even just a glimpse of that is pretty cool.
Ladies atop ladies — lips and tongues flitting amongst legs in stockings and lacy underthings, dainty fingers probing into dainty pussies, love and colors swirling all about in a beautiful panoply of babe on babe on babe. We’d love to live in this kaleidoscope, twirling and whirling in a lovely lady wonderland.
And her name is Melissa Cunningham, and we think she should be part of their permanent exhibits. Or basically we just wish she were permanently exhibited. All the time. Anywhere. She’s so fresh-faced, full of vitality and fun! And babe-force. That’s important, too. And along with all that, she makes a pair of skivvies come to life and do a tap dance upon her. But figuratively. Jumping knickers would be too troublesome to wrangle on a photo set.
We’re not saying we’re not totally into this hot-ass striptease from Monique Alexander; no, that’s not it. But it is going to be giving us some difficulty throughout our day of, you know, interacting with people and being a non-bonered member of society to have these images flashing through our mind all day. But we’ll take the pros with the cons, because these are some pretty good and nipple-y pros at hand.
Take a gander at Charlotte Stokely and Reena Sky’s good times on Stagg Street
It’s the penultimate episode of the season and things are getting real. Lip learns that Mandy was the one who ran over Karen and tries to break up with her. Fiona and Jimmy have a fight and Fiona nearly sleeps with her boss during a camping trip. It’s times like these that we could really use some senseless kinkiness from Veronica and Kev.
This cutie babe certainly knows a thing or two about facials — she utilizes a little deepthroaty BJ action, then leans back and opens up that babely mouth. And when she says, “Oh yeah, cum on me”, we believe her. These are all elements that come together to create the perfect treat for Facial Friday.
Sometimes a wifey’s gotta wander… But it’s okay if it happens under the willing gaze of her helpful hubs, right? This husband’s so sweet he even helps furnish the extra bro. And whilst his babe is bestowing a bunch of mouth-love on the other dude’s dong, he happily observes and jerks his own. If that’s not a harmonious union, we don’t know what is.
Why yes, it’s none other than Cindy Starfall, our favorite fun-sized babe with an XXL appetite for sexin’. She is “Young and Glamorous (4)” as this film’s title denotes, but perhaps more importantly for us, she’s hella smokin’ hot and also downright dirty.
We’re pretty sure if any employees heard these walls knockin’ they’d come busting in, take one look at this chick’s tits, then be all like, “Oh, you’re right. Carry on, please.” Because how can you stop these thangs while they’re in action? It’d be like trying to hold back the Thanksgiving Day Parade, pressing pause right when Jack’s about to let go. These are things that just need to happen.
