Pride of Saugus Tyler Faith was born on this day in 1975, the year of Fisk, Yastrzemski, and the return of Tony Conigliaro. While never known for her squirting, she will always be wicked pissa.

Though she probably wouldn’t date Prince (not a hockey player), he captures Faith to a T(yler) when he says, “I never seen such a pretty girl look so tough.” As a contract performer for the former Jill Kelly Productions, Faith was glamorous. As a feature dancer – for which she continues to win awards – Faith can surgically remove your twenties with one thigh behind her back (don’t ask me how she does it).

But Boston is her home.

Like Aerosmith’s late, lamented annual concerts at the Garden, Faith performs regular showcases back in Massachusetts to adoring crowds when she is not easing into MILFier roles here in Porn Valley.

If you see Faith today, invite her to a cookout.

· Tyler Faith at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· What makes boobs real? (gramponante.com)
· Buy Tyler Faith’s movies (gamelink.com)

A former in stripper in Boston claims that she single-handedly changed the face of baseball history–by boning (married) New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez in his hotel room during the 2004 American League Championship Series, thus causing his team to collapse in a historically unprecedented fashion against their arch nemesis Boston Red Sox, allowing that city to claim its first World Series title in 86 years (which they have not shut up about since.) She’s like Shoeless Joe Jackson, but we guess that instead of shoes, she just takes off her bra. (bostonhearld.com, via Deadspin)

The cougar is generally considered a predatory animal, stalking down unsuspecting prey at hotel bars and fraternity beer pong tournaments. But for those who are actually hoping to get snared in one of their traps, it helps to take a proactive approach. Sites like Urban Cougar have been showing you how to spot these ferocious beasts in their natural habitat fpr a while now, but now that cougar watching has become such a full-fledged industry the hunters have become the hunted. Dating sites unite older ladies with horny young cubs, steamy novels document their safaris, books and websites provide tips for predator and prey, and a growing number of youngish men consider it their duty to hang out at swanky bars and wait for women to buy them drinks. (And then hopefully turn them into kept sex toys. Dare to dream!) One even has the brilliant concept of driving around the country in a bus and filming his adventures in picking up older women. Hey, that sounds like a great idea for a porn site!

· “On the Prowl with the Cougar Hunters” (bostonmagazine.com, via michaelorell.tumblr.com)

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See also:

· goCougar – Where older women date younger men
· The Cradle Robbers: Bloom (amazon.com)

Previously: Urban Cougar, Wildlife Porn Of The Moment: “Cougars In Heat”

It’s true that porn does cause violence–especially if you watch it when you should be paying attention to your girlfriend who likes to stab things when she’s angry. Why do you make porn hurt you like that? (bostonherald.com)

Regular readers of Fleshbot know that we’re big fans of Boston University’s Boink, which is pretty much the only one of the much-ballyhooed bunch of college sex magazines to hit the streets a couple of years ago that we’re happy to keep on our coffee table: it’s smart, sexy, and features some truly hot erotic photography. So we were happy to find out that it’ll be gracing our coffee tables in a more permanent form with the publication of “Boink: College Sex By The People Having It” next month, a 272 page hardcover book featuring “never-before-published true stories, prescriptive advice, graphic confessions, and no-holds-barred nude pictures of real university students (not the fake ‘college co-eds’ all over the internet).” (And yes, we just lifted all that from the press release; we want to get back to ogling those no-holds-barred nude pictures of real university students as quickly as possible, so you’ll excuse us if we don’t have time to get too creative with this post.)

· “Boink: College Sex by the People Having It” )book info @ boinkmagazine.com)
· “Boink: College Sex by the People Having It” (preview pics @ flickr.com)
· Order: “Boink: College Sex by the People Having It” (Amazon)

She might not have made it to tonight’s America’s Next Top Model finale thanks to Tyra and company being unable to decide whether she was a plus-size model or not, but that hasn’t stopped the curvalicious Sarah Hartshorne (aka “Vita Lightly”) from performing with burlesque troupe The Boston Babydolls this coming weekend. So if you’re into sexy girls with a little meat on their bones—and you happen to be in Boston—come out and show your support. (And Tyra: take a hint.) (buddytv.com; more @ BostonBabydolls.net)

It seems some Red Sox fans are going a little batty with World Series fever … or they just figure baseball is as good an excuse as any to troll for sex on Craigslist. Why should the players get to do all the scoring? (bostonherald.com, via bostonist.com)

What’s on the menu in Boston today? How about some tasty penis for lunch? Hold the mayo, please. (bostonist.com)