Friends, our beloved Nate "Igor" Smith of Driven by Boredom is going on a cross-country road trip and he needs some pocket money to help him on his many adventures. What's in it for you? Access to a secret website, souvenirs from his journey, prints, a special zine, and even the chance to hang out with him while he takes pics of naked babes! Dig deep into your Dickies, folks.
Couldn't make it to the party for Victor Lightworship's brand new book on Saturday? You missed some kinky times, but fret not, for at least you get to check out the sexy special somebodies walking the red (er, black) carpet into the Bordello of Decadence! Big boobs, spanking, pornstars: yep, it's a party.
Hey, remember when we took a look at Victor Lightworship's beautiful bondage photography? Remember how you wanted to buy his book, "Strictly Bondage," but it wasn't in stores yet? Well now it is in stores! It's big, long, sinister, and frankly, a lot more affordable than most coffee table books. (It's also suitable for placement on whatever consensual human ottoman or nightstand you keep in your home!)
"Do you know any hangover cures?" she groaned.
"The only one that ever works for me," I said frankly, "is sex."
Jake calls me at work one afternoon with a delicious new surprise.
"I'm wearing your panties," he says, "the ones you left here. I've been wearing them all day." A shiver shoots down my body, landing squarely in my pussy. I swivel my office chair around so no one can see me.
It's definitely possible to get off while reading. All we're saying is that it's difficult, especially if there's a two-handed method you're fond of using on yourself. Why not save yourself the paper cuts and kick back on the couch? We've got the culture you need.
On day one, I learn that I love deep throating.
On day two, I realise that gagging makes me wet.
We spent a weekend together a few months ago when he was in town for business. A dumb meet cute in a bookstore Friday afternoon led to dinner, which slipped into drinks, which eased us up to his room like the start of either a softcore cable flick or a toothless romcom. I won't be coy, though; we fucked all weekend. With teeth.
Meet Victor Lightworship, a lifelong lover of black and white film, underground S&M parties, and kinbaku. One glance at his pictures and we were hooked on his vision, the precision and power in the way he binds his models, and the strange dark magic pervading his work. Test yourself: see if you can look and resist being hooked. (And then buy this guy's book!)
Who says that kids are the only ones who like to connect the dots and color with in the lines? Certainly not us--why, just the other day, we passed an afternoon with a very lovely Dora the Explorer activity book. But for those who wish that their coloring books were a little more, ahem, adult...well, allow us to present the Eroticolor Sexual Activity Book.
For the most part, it seems like the lovely and literate Teresa is holding it together in her Hysterical Literature video. A few tremors run through her body here and there, but she holds it together and trudges on through "Sexing the Cherry." That is, until the end comes, and then Teresa comes, and then the book in her hand may as well be written in cuneiform.
The Sootywell Project is a badass coffee table book from which all proceeds go to Beyond Blue, a depression and anxiety fighting non-profit in Australia. So what's inside the book? A ton of people expressing, photographing, and discussing their inner most sexual desires and fantasies. Please, give it a moment or two of ogling.
Bye Bye, Miss American Pie is Mike Edison's outrageous tale of an attractive female senator running for president who, much to her opponent's delight, gets caught en flagrante with her illegal--but totally hot!--immigrant pool boy. She's forced to go on television to apologize to the nation, but she has other ideas, and when she tells a stunned America, "I got mine, now get yours! You know you want it!" she inadvertently kindles a new American sexual revolution and launches the wildest campaign in history.
These Hysterical Literature videos have so much to offer: beautiful women, classic literary works, intimate set-ups, and, of course, intrusive orgasms. Now that the third one is here, we can start comparing and contrasting the videos and thereby divine the subtle differences that make each reading (and each climax) special.
As her mind wandered down into the streets and the stories there, her eye caught a light in the building directly opposite. The building was as old as Marco and Julie's, but while theirs had been converted into affordable apartments with cheap fixtures, the building opposite was one luxurious loft to a floor, inhabited by those bankers and lawyers on the opposite end of the tax bracket. Now she realized that the fifth-floor penthouse, with its plate-glass windows (and the roof garden above with its subtle lighting), was directly in their line of sight. The cavernous central room was brightly lit tonight, as was the adjacent bedroom that also looked out onto the street. In the main room an elegant couple was sitting at a large wooden table, apparently just having finished what Julie imagined had been a sumptuous dinner. Not omelets, in any case. A slim maid was clearing the dishes from the table as the woman leaned back in her chair and lit a cigarette. The man stood, came around the table, and placed a hand at the back of the woman's neck to gently massage it. At this small show of intimacy, Julie realized that she was staring and was suddenly conscious that if she could see the couple so clearly, then surely they could see her too. She moved to hide herself behind the wall between the apartment's two small windows, then felt doubly foolish for catching herself at being such a voyeur. That's when the slim maid came out again and said something to the couple. "Will that be all, Mr. and Mrs. Something?" Julie murmured under her breath. And no – apparently that would not be all.
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