All by themselves Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone are pretty damn sexy. Each of them completely nude on their own is one hell of a beautiful sight. But when you but them together and completely naked, that, my friends, is one of the hottest and sexiest and most awesome things any of us will ever see.
Just take a moment - it doesn't have to be a long one - but just take a few seconds to remember that Playboy is nude again. Go ahead, I'll wait... now, with that warm feeling coursing through your body, get ready to hear your heart pounding in your chest when you see a nude Beate Muska. This is Playboy, Beate Muska's beautiful nude body in Playboy.
If you aren't watching Big Little Lies (2017) on HBO, don't sweat it. We are all busy, we know it's on your to-do list and that you can't wait to see it. So, I'm not going to spoil any of the plot, but I will say that one of the things they aren't lying about on the show is how awesome the nudity is. This latest episode gave us two of the three stars showing off some awesome skin.
The name Kristen is a Danish and Norwegian variation of the name Christine and it currently ranked in the 800s of most popular names. Honestly, I find that last part a little bit surprising because there are quite a few hotties named Kristen. One would think it would be way more popular of a name. Maybe that will change after we count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Named Kristen.
I'm not going to sit here and say that seeing Bella Thorne's pierced nipple isn't the highlight of my day, but I am curious to know who is hanging out in bed with a topless Bella Thorne? I mean, who's lucky enough to get to hang out with Bella Thorne and her boobs? How does one get that gig in life?
I have no idea what in the world this photo shoot is for that features Camila Mendes in a red see-through top, and honestly, I don't much care. The only thing I truly care about at this moment is getting more Camila Mendes in all of our lives. Red see-through top, white see-through top, black see-through top on the floor beside her naked breasts, whatever she wants to do, it is fine with all of us.
Let's be honest, most of the time when someplace is having a two-for-one special, odds are you don't want even one of whatever they are offering. Sure, sometimes you can convince yourself that you need two oil filters or two 32 oz. containers when you really don't. The only time two for one is a good thing is when it's two-for-one topless models. And it's a freakin' awesome thing when those two models are Samantha Gradoville and Flavia Lucini.
At some point in your life, you were told to stop poking someone or something. Perhaps even you got your hand smacked by a ruler in order to get you to stop. Sooner or later, you figured out that it was rude to poke, so you stopped. Well, I guess this Erin Foster person didn't get the memo because she's just poking away at Kate Upton's boobs.
As I get older, I find myself using the phrase "they don't make 'em like they used to" more often than I'd like to admit. And while most of the time when someone says that it isn't really true, every so often they really don't make them like they used to. For example, Truck Stop Women (1974) is a movie they really don't make anymore and they really don't make them like Uschi Digard anymore, either.
While imagining a world where the Germans won WWII is kind of horrifying, apparently if this was case that means we'd get to see Maeve Dermody's boobs and Kate Bosworth's side butt, according to the new BBC series SS-GB (2017). It's a horrible idea to think about, though SS-GB has some great HN (hard nips) and some pretty awesome SB (side butt).
When your show stars Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon, Shailene Woodley, and Laura Dern it is not only a powerhouse of talent, but it's also a powerhouse of hotness. And honestly, I can't imagine watching a show featuring all those beautiful ladies that doesn't have any nudity. Thankfully, Nicole Kidman starts us off right with a couple of boob flashes.
Most of us have a hard time understanding why anyone would join a freaky cult. Sure, we can talk about a lack of self-confidence or evil charm of the leaders, but have we stopped and thought maybe it's Michelle Monaghan and her awesome boobs? I mean, I think we'd all follow Michelle Monaghan and her awesome boobs to the end of the earth.
If you ask me, I'd rather be too cold than too hot. Personally, I just don't enjoy being hot. You sweat, everything gets kind of stinky, you look like someone dumped a bucket of dishwater on you. Yeah, being hot and sweaty is not fun... unless you're Alicia Jade. In which case, when you are sweating and naked, it's one hell of an amazing sight.
It is said that those who are born in the second month of the year are known for their frankness and their originality. February babies are known to be quite mysterious, with strong willpower and a strong sense of philanthropy. And really, all of these facts are true because February is full of some of the hottest people on the planet who don't mind sharing their hotness with the world. So, let's celebrate by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Born in February.
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