Hey, remember when we took a look at Victor Lightworship’s beautiful bondage photography? Remember how you wanted to buy his book, “Strictly Bondage,” but it wasn’t in stores yet? Well now it is in stores! It’s big, long, sinister, and frankly, a lot more affordable than most coffee table books. (It’s also suitable for placement on whatever consensual human ottoman or nightstand you keep in your home!)

There is so much we love about this trailer. Polaroids! A dirty scavenger hunt! On bikes! Cute sundresses! Rubber bike tube bondage teasing! Finger-banging! Some good old fashioned intercourse after a lot of teasing! And blowjobs…This is one of the great blowjob teases we’ve seen in a while. The delightfully pink-ringletted and luscious femme Poppy Cox really really really wants that cock in her mouth. Just lookit the hungry glazed gaze in her eyes!

Mandy Mitchell is a traditional kind of gal. She usually doesn’t kiss on the first date, but there’s something about Reuven that inspires her to take him home. Mandy Mitchell is the kind of girl who uses pink rope. She’s the kind of girl who sits on your face and sticks her cock in your mouth after tying you up with the pink rope and making you her little fucktoy for the evening. Mandy Mitchell sucks your dick while fucking your face. When she gets laid she gets real laid.

We’re pretty sure this isn’t what they had in mind when they came up with the idiom “the ole ball and chain.” Bobbi Starr has her little bitchboy in quite a predicament, attached to a very heavy bowling ball. She enjoys toying with him, making him strain against it. Perhaps this is meant to be some sort of allegory for the confines of heternormative wedlock.

Yeah dudes, that SyFy network knows how to sneak the sexy in wherever possible, and we’re not just talking about the sideboob seen through Mia Kirshner’s apron, or the spherical cleavage of Jaime Murray. We’re talking about this new neat fetish we’ve just been exposed to: sensual skillet torture. Watch and learn.

We know we’ve only just begun to talk about “Hemlock Grove” with you, so we hope you’ll forgive us for skipping ahead in the series in order to bring you these steamy scenes starring Emily Piggford as Ashley Valentine. We went from the first episode to the seventh (and even clipped a piece of the eighth) in order to show you just how divine this young actress is.

In honor of our visit to Toronto last week for the Feminist Porn Awards, we thought we’d post this clip from one of Aslan Leather’s Switch parties, which are incredibly fun queer fuck fests (we don’t know anything about that, of course, we always drink a glass of warm almond milk and head to bed by ten when we’re traveling).