Near any BJ is a good one in our book, but we truly appreciate a body getting clever with them. This lady is treating this dick to a nice Cirque du Soleil of blow technique, and it’s got us wanting to pull off some acrobatics of our own.

There is so much we love about this trailer. Polaroids! A dirty scavenger hunt! On bikes! Cute sundresses! Rubber bike tube bondage teasing! Finger-banging! Some good old fashioned intercourse after a lot of teasing! And blowjobs…This is one of the great blowjob teases we’ve seen in a while. The delightfully pink-ringletted and luscious femme Poppy Cox really really really wants that cock in her mouth. Just lookit the hungry glazed gaze in her eyes!

Mandy Mitchell is a traditional kind of gal. She usually doesn’t kiss on the first date, but there’s something about Reuven that inspires her to take him home. Mandy Mitchell is the kind of girl who uses pink rope. She’s the kind of girl who sits on your face and sticks her cock in your mouth after tying you up with the pink rope and making you her little fucktoy for the evening. Mandy Mitchell sucks your dick while fucking your face. When she gets laid she gets real laid.

Chloe Camilla has one of our all-time favorite porn faces. Yes, her face is impossibly pretty, like perfect from every angle and doing any thing pretty. Yes, it’s classically sweet and innocent with a spark of mischief. It’s the kind of face that seems like it should always be doing something wholesome like selling pie, which gives it that lovely high contrast quality when she is using her face to, say, eat a dick.

In honor of our visit to Toronto last week for the Feminist Porn Awards, we thought we’d post this clip from one of Aslan Leather’s Switch parties, which are incredibly fun queer fuck fests (we don’t know anything about that, of course, we always drink a glass of warm almond milk and head to bed by ten when we’re traveling).

We are so fucking stoked for this trend in porn where girls get discovered out riding their bikes and taken advantage of. And we’re always glad when the bike gets incorporated into the action as a fetish object, because what object do we love more than our bicycles? Like when we get to see pussy being dragged along the saddle seat. Mmmmm!

You know. That is a big dildo in Audrey Hollander’s butt. No question. And the humiliating manner in which she is made to fuck herself while sucking cock is certainly certainly going in our spank bank for at least a week. But, extreme penetrations. We dunno. Maybe we’re jaded. Seems like she should be sticking wild and crazy things in her butt, like plastic animals and decks of cards and bottles of Châteauneuf-du-Pape. Only ones with flared bases of course. We only endorse safe things being put in lovely butts like Audrey’s.

Geez. That Remy LaCroix is a workaholic. She tries to go on holiday to Cabo San Lucas for some Baha sun and surf, and ends up workin overtime. Lucky for us, her job is being unbelievably cute and deliciously naughty.

Buckle the fuck up loyal Fleshbot readers, because we have something to say about this clip. Everyone in this film is over 18, and of legal age to consent not only to fuck, but to play super hot fucked up sexual mind-games with other consenting adults. We are sure this

One of the best things about porn is that it can give you the perspectives you could never possibly get unless you were Mr. Fantastic. And if you had Mr. Fantastic’s powers, don’t you think you should be using them to, you know, save the universe, and not streeeeeeeeetch your neck around to get a load of Jessica Alba’s titty bounce while she sucks your cock, all within the bonds of holy matrimony of course. By the way, this GIF is not of Jessica Alba. We were just…being…nerdy…

We are progressive folks here at Fleshbot. We support women getting ahead in the military, and other professions that require uniforms. We also support women getting whatever they fucking want, which is illustrated nicely in this here trailer. Especially if whatever they fucking want involves hot boots on their feet and big dicks in their asses.

The thing that is funny to us about kinky movies and novels these days is they all seem to exist in a world in which people are shocked by blindfolds and threesomes and feather ticklers. No matter, it’s all stuff we love, so the characters can be shocked and we’ll just be turned on!

There is just something so delicious about a cock pumping in and out of a hairy bush. We’re putting our reporter caps on and screwing up our foreheads and getting to the bottom of this. Don’t get us wrong, we are stauch feminists who love bald pussies – they’re more sensitive and you can see more pink juiciness. But we love damp pussy hair, and we love pulling on it and making the owners of said hair squeal and we love petting it like it’s a nice furry kitty cat.

Set-up schmet-up. Sometimes we like a scenario, like Tara Lynn Foxx didn’t finish her exams or something, and sometimes we just want a nice juicy close-up of a nice juicy butt sitting on a nice hard dick for a while, and then being forced to write “I’m an ass whore on the chalkboard” (judging by her handwriting, this predicament is more difficult than it looks) and then getting a big cock in her mouth to fill her holes from every which way. That’ll learn her no doubt.

Is it The Most Important Pornographic Film Ever Made? You be the judge and jury. It’s pretty high concept, so pay attention: James Darling turns 25. Nobody shows up to his bouncy castle birthday party. Except then a bunch of magical glitter splooging unicorns do. And they say Happy Quarter Life Crisis in the best way they know how – by attacking him, tearing off his adorable outfit, and gang banging the bejsus outta his cute little face. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll cum glitter in your pants.

Yo. We love rough sex as much as the next guy. This trailer is hot – it’s got with girls with messed up make-up being led around by their pearl necklaces, and plowed deep, and dick slapped, and the like. But where’s the fetish? No leather, no rubber. There’s nary even a foot being shoved in someone’s pretty mouth in sight!

When you pay your dues and achieve legend status like our heroes here, you can do whatever the fuck they want. What they want is to be hilarious, and also to have a nice bath. Can you imagine, after almost four decades of the uncomfortable situations porn puts you in, you’re Nina fucking Hartley and Ron fucking Jeremy and Hustler is like “What’s your concept?” and they’re like “We are tired! We wanna take a motherfuckin BATH.”