Remember Ebonee Davis? Of course you do, stupid question. She’s back on Terry Richardson’s Diary, doing the things that make our hearts sing, and there are tons of close up pictures of her big, shapely breasts with their delicate pierced nipples. It’s exactly the kind of thing we need on a hot day like this.

Oh, you — you do. Well, good. Then there’s no issue here. From the sounds of it, you really like it. That’s great! We’re into that. We’re also into the cameraman taking it upon himself to rub one out while he’s watching. Kudos, sir!

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Hey, sometimes the best part of vacation happens without leaving the confines of your hotel room. There’s premium cable, delectable room service, a king-sized bed, blackout curtains, and plenty of space for good lovin’. Now, maybe with the Empire State Building or the Champs-Élysées right out your window, you know, eventually you should get out there. But there’s nothing wrong with scheduling some bone-time in on your itinerary. We think it makes the whole trip go a bit more smoothly (and funly).

Well, shit. Just look at that thing, will ya? We’re a little wide-eyed and awestruck… But Kiki Minaj jumps right into action. Apparently this shockingly-endowed fellow, Danny D, works from home and Kiki’s sick and tired of seeing him languish in front of the computer. So she decides to bang some life into him and, well, we think that’s a great idea. We work from home and wouldn’t mind hearing Kiki knock on our door. But we’re torn. Because our work-from-home work entails watching stuff like this, and delivering it to y’all. How would we reconcile these scenarios? Our worlds are conflating! Ahhh! We better take a minute, look at this big-ass cock, and breathe.

Maybe it’s because we’ve got open-air banging on the brain, but if we were this hottie fucking couple, we’d throw open the shutters and let the cool night air waft over our writhing, reverse cowgirling bodies. It adds a bit of dusky, twilight romance to the whole encounter.

We don’t even really have the space, but we’ll make it work for her. If she just stays perched up there on the couch like that, she doesn’t even have to pay rent. All we ask is that she let us sup upon her fantastic puss on occasion. Move over, Diane Deluna! Or on second thought, stay right there. We’ll make room for both of y’all. It’ll be fun! We’ll make family dinners, watch some great TV together, share some laughs and cunnilingus duties. This will work out mighty fine.

After the first “Black Anal Addiction” film hit stores, Mike Adriano’s family staged an intervention to address his addiction to eating black anuses. After that, a battalion of Mike’s fans staged an intervention on Mike’s family to ask them not to intervene with Mike’s way of life. Call us enablers if you must, we prefer to think of ourselves as conservationists and anthropologists (and black anal addicts by proxy).

Allure’s annual “Look Better Naked” issue came out a while ago, and we thought we were done thinking about Allure for the rest of the year. How wrong we were! Zoe Saldana took it all off for their cameras and her fine foxy ass is going in the June issue. Way to shake things up, Allure!

Uh, yeah, we can’t tell if we want to unhinge our jaw and wolf this mf-er down, or run in fear because it’s pretty damn intimidating. It’s awakening our fight or flight response, and though sometimes we’re inclined to take the easy route and avoid confrontation, we’re into the idea of tackling this mondo-dong head-on (literally! Oh yeah.) So’s this bold biddie.

Why, it’s just an ethereal delight. Especially when the booty at hand (or mouth, as it were) is of such a high caliber. This booty should be wined and dined with champagne and caviar and stuff like that, draped in fine silks and laden with pearls. And then eaten the H out with the dapper charm and crackerjack skill this fellow demonstrates. Yeah, sometimes we fancy.

What could Naja Irie possibly be clutching in her hot little hands? A charm bracelet with sparkling miniature carousel ponies and rainbows? Maybe a handful of Skittles to satisfy her sweet tooth? Oh, no — it’s her boobs. And hey, they’re better than either of these fanciful things! They’ve got enough whimsy to blow the door off an artisanal Brooklyn paperie. Everything about them is lovely and perfect, and we’re just as excited each time they’re revealed as a li’l baby is playing peekaboo. Look — there they are again! Squee!

We don’t know if this MILFy lass knew what she was getting into when she rolled into bed with this fella. And then subsequently rolled out of it in the embrace of his strong, strapping arms as he raised her skyward to bang with the fury of a thousand suns.

It’s not something you just come across every day, or eve n something slightly special like ten bucks on the sidewalk or a phenomenal hair day. No, any day that takes you into the ever-lovin’ embrace of a spitroast is a golden day, a day when sunlight floods the universe and angels sing.

Ah, it’s the ever-elusive FPOV. And, whaddaya know, it looks pretty darn good! Although we’re not sure if it’s as much chalked up to camerawork as it is to this awesomely hung cock that’s diving in and out of her. Let’s say it’s 50/50. But that cock really makes a pretty cool starlet.

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What has sir Jack Hammer done to get himself in this much of a pickle? He must have been a real jerk, because January Seraph has certainly got some lessons in politeness to impart. She knows how to get results, though, and fast… For every clamp she snaps onto his balls, as she slaps him handily in the thigh, when she clenches his bulging dickhead between her teeth, he responds with a resounding, “Thank you!” It sounds like he means it to us.