A lot of people have been asking Stoya and her friends how lady pornstars avoid getting pregnant, and it’s gotten to the point where the wisest and most helpful course of action is for Stoya to break down all of the choices, concerns, and crying jags connected with her ongoing search for the best baby prevention. We hope you’re ready for some real talk, because this is raw Stoya right here.

So how do pornstars avoid pregnancy? “Duh, the same ways all chicks avoid getting pregnant,” says Stoya. At least, that’s what she was saying before the sheer volume of people asking that same question prompted her to write about her heroic hormonal saga for Vice. It’s quite illuminating! Even if you’re familiar with the different types of oral birth control available on the market and all their weird side effects , it’s still fascinating to read about which ones manifested in our Supreme Commandress. Her boobs change size, her sense of smell goes wacky, her capacity to dream up conspiracy theories is increased tenfold!

It’s a lovely article. More importantly, she’s a groovy lady and we always appreciate her honesty.

· Read the whole damn thing: Stoya on How Porn Chicks Avoid Getting Preggers (vice.com)

[At top: Stoya's all like, "Pow, pow! Take that, sperm!" Photo courtesy of Digital Playground's "Code of Honor"]

We’re not here to judge (oh, who are we kidding, yes we are), but “No Pill, No Condom… No Problem!” has to be one of White Ghetto’s sketchiest titles yet. It’s like, we get it, pregnancy is a risk.

Is that supposed to arouse us? Spreading the seed around? Come on. Let’s just enjoy the POV fun and call it a day; there’s no need to bring birth control habits into the discussion.

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