Maybe it's because this Instagram video is sped up or maybe it's because Eva Longoria is soaking wet. Maybe it's because Eva Longoria is on a boat, or maybe it's a combination of all of the above - I have no idea what is going on, but damn it, Eva Longoria is sexy as hell.
I know I can't be the only one who's noticed this, right? Everyone with a working set of eyeballs has to have seen what I'm seeing, correct? It can't just be me. Sarah Hyland is wearing less and less clothes.
Sorry everyone, I just can't beat around the bush with one. Jennifer Lopez in this spread in Paper Magazine is just way too damn sexy for me to handle. All I can do is stare blankly at her cleavage and run down a list of things I that would do if she would get topless again.
Yes, I'm about to make a pretty bold statement and I'm ready to stand by it. January Jones is the Queen of Instagram bikini pics. I know Instagram is full of bikini pics, but none do it better than January Jones.
If I'm being completely honest, and you know I can't tell a lie when talking to you, my nearest and dearest, I've never heard of Tinashe. For that, I'm a bit ashamed because she is one hell of a beautiful woman. I can't believe this is the first time I'm seeing her amazing body in a bikini. This is a mistake I never wish to repeat.
If you've been paying attention to Julianne Hough's Instagram feed - and who wasn't been paying attention to that from the very beginning? - you've probably noticed she's been sporting more bikinis than normal. While we all love her in her workout and yoga gear, but I'm kind of getting used to her constantly in a bikini. Anyway, can we keep this up?
There are many reasons to admire Brooke Burke Charvet. She's incredibly fit, she's sexy as hell, but her ability to do a workout in a bikini, outdoors, on a beach, while a cute dog is walking around is quite impressive. That level of focus is more than the rest of us can do. I mean, Brooke Burke Charvet in a bikini is more than enough to distract me.
Water is wet, the sky is blue, and Ariel Winter is hands down wearing one of the sexiest bikinis she's every put on. These things are just facts - we can't argue them. They are true statements that can never be disproved in any way, shape, or form. Though, probably the truest of all those facts is Ariel Winter's complete and utter hotness in that bikini.
One merely has to say the magic words, not abracadabra or open sesame or pretty please, but Vida Guerra in a bikini and the mind is instantly taken on a trip to super sexy land, filled with the sexiest images Vida Guerra in a thong bikini. Only with this magic trick is always amazing.
We've all waited and wanted and wished that one day Julianne Hough would decide to leave that bikini top at home and go out for a fun day at the beach with her breasts out for the whole world to see. Well, technically speaking, that day is here. Julianne Hough has gone topless on a beach, and there's an Instagram post to prove it. Sadly, it's an Instagram post that proves it so, only the ocean gets to see Julianne Hough's boobs.
I don't know if the old saying "jump for joy" meant to be taken literally. Did people actually jump when good things happened before we discovered high fives, fist pumps, and simple cheering? I simply have no answer to that question, but I do know I don't ever really jump for joy... unless I see a great pic of Chloe Bennet's ass - then I'm off my feet lickety-split!
Each of us has a list of celebrities we wish would go topless. No doubt our lists probably have a lot of the same people on them - like Jessica Simpson. It would truly be a glorious day if we got to see the wonderful boobs of Jessica Simpson because she decided to leave the bikini top by the pool. Well, Jessica Simpson went topless - we have the proof - but sadly she went topless on Instagram.
Sometimes it can seem like everything going on in your life, your friends' lives, your city, your state, or the whole damn planet is nothing more than a flaming pile of poop. It is in those moments you just need to remember one thing and one thing only: Olivia Munn in a bikini. That's it. Nothing else. Just celebrate Olivia Munn and her bikini.
In case you were wondering what Mena Suvari was up to, you can rest your troubled mind because she's off have fun bikini adventures somewhere in the world. Hey, anyone else think that should be a TV Show? Mena Survai: Bikini Adventures! I know I'd tune in for that one.
There are few things in life better than spending a couple of hours swaying in a hammock. You're outdoors, feeling the wind, taking in nature; yep it's a pretty great way to waste away day. That's what hammocks are for... expect when Lea Michele gets in a hammock. There's no resting for her, because she has to go make hammocks really damn sexy.
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