And they have to do a lot with Penny Pax’s ass. We could espouse on the subject at quite a length ourselves, but we hardly think it could hold a candle to the sophisticated yarn being spun here. We’ll just scoot on close; you’ve got our rapt attention.

When robots eventually take over the world, will they devise ways of having sex with each other? And what would a robot orgasm even entail? A sputtering of sparks and shuddering of parts and maybe a little smoke from circuits shorting? We may not know too much about cyborg construction, but that all sounds like it borders on the danger zone. To avoid this kind of future, we suppose robots should just keep fucking humans. Because, we mean, that is pretty cool.

There’s such a wide breadth of pleasure gadgets and sexual thingamabobs that it’s a wonder anyone engages in straight sex at all. Well, no, that’s not true. But, for those occasions when you’ve got a bit more leisure time and a box o’ wonders or under-bed stash, you may as well whip somethin’ out and add it to your lusty equation. We live in a wide world of rubber, leather, silicone, and glass — no doubt it’s all been fashioned into an amatory agent of some kind.

Like, for real, we are scared of these sex toys. If we were walking around in broad daylight, and one of these toys started walking in our direction, we’d cross the street. Fortunately, there are many women who are able, willing, and often in the mood to handle these missile-sized members, and we feel better knowing that the dildos are securely tucked away in their pussies.

Last week’s glimpse at a “Big Toy Orgy” didn’t provide the best example of one of these events. Our bad! Now we have a big orgy and big toys, we’ve smashed the two together, and everyone seems to be going swimmingly. You know what makes this “Big Toy Orgy” even

When your girlfriend decides that she’s going to spend the evening on the couch in decadent embrace with her largest vibrator, that probably means you are not invited. But there’s no reason you can’t watch! And if she’s going to grab her machinery, you can certainly grab your own. It’s