Wow. We are raising our glass to you, Lacey Banghard. Now that is a name. Way to go, honey. You are an inspiration to busty brunettes everywhere. Come to think of it, judging by your get up, maybe Banghard is your hippie traveler name, not your model name. In which case you get extra points for being groovy.

You may not know this, but Alice Cooper’s favorite kind of music is easy listening. Trust us on this one, we never forget obscure rock trivia. And if it’s good enough for the original King of Shock Rock, we figure it’s worth looking into. As soon as we put our thinking caps on, we realized it’s because easy listening is excellent for greasing the gears of ladylove. Alice, you old cad, we knew you were on to something!

It stars a man and a female administrative professional who both love odd clothes, long lunch breaks on Friday, cheap hotel rooms, and laughing at themselves as they fuck the workweek away. Great rom-com, or greatest rom-com? Even though we have no reason to think this, we can’t help but

It reminds us of summer picnics, slow-moving clouds, and naturally, the bustiest girls we know. Sure you can’t see much, but it’s only a refreshing oasis in the middle of an otherwise quite hardcore video. Indeed, this young lady seems to enjoy her tits as much as we do. And

Before she heads off to Los Angeles to hibernate, Phoenix Marie spends the autumn stuffing as much cock into her cheeks as possible. Now that Sascha’s around, it looks like she only has room for one. But hey, if you can only have one cock in your life for the

Almost as delightful as the svelte but pneumatic body of Laura Lion is the text accompanying these pictures on what we hope (but doubt) is really her blogspot account. There’s absolutely no doubt in our minds what we would do with her when we look at the perfect clarity of