“Pull the hood back and don’t stiff-tongue it,” says Mischa Brooks before a scene in which cunnilingus is most definitely not the focus, “The clit is really sensitive; do it with the flat of the tongue.”

Headed to Vegas for AEE/AVN this week? Well, we know one party you won’t want to miss (hint: it’s the one we’re throwing).

This year’s Dirty Dozen reflects wise and difficult choices in the Pornographic Arts.

Wrath! Wrath from the hands and toes! Wrath muffled by wet panties wadded up and stuffed in the mouth! Ass gravity and gushing come raining down on the faces of the innocent! You’ve probably read about all this in cuneiform, but now it’s back, for Belladonna has unleashed “No Warning 7″ upon the world.

What we like about Asa Akira is that she would push her own mother down a flight of stairs in order to get a big cock all to herself. We kid, of course; Asa is a lovely young woman who cares for her family and there is no way that London Keys is going to let her gobble up all of Mr. Pete’s dick without sharing.

You know the stuff that collects between your toes? We’re calling that “schmutz” now, “toe schmutz” if you want to be specific, because that gunk is nothing like jam, jelly, or marmalade. From now on, when you say “toe jam,” you will be referring to the act of jamming your toes in someone’s mouth while they fuck you. Somebody tell the dictionary people to note these changes.

It’s been printed, it exists, you can hold it in your hands, you sleep with it in your bed if you really want to, and if you don’t want to, we ask that you reconsider after checking out Terry Richardson’s spreads of Belladonna and the Kink Armory in San Francisco. They are gorgeous.

What kind of person would make something like this? Who sits down at a computer, collects a bunch of clips of Belladonna making a wide range of facial expressions, lays some scary jams over them, and then publishes the whole thing online? Who does that? For real, find them; we are trying to get straight-up married to this person.

Everything we thought we knew and loved has just changed forever. We thought we loved watching Kate Upton dance, we thought we loved the way Camille Rowe writhes naked on the floor, but then Belladonna showed up, writhed, arched, danced, and masturbated tenderly for Terry Richardson’s camera and now nothing is the same. For example, we had to change our undies.

We sometimes forget how busy pornstars are! They perform, direct, edit, assist, and do odd jobs around the adult industry, and then they go out and flex their acting muscles in Hollywood. We’re happy for them, but gosh, they make us feel so lazy.

When we saw the promo video for Mishka’s Spring 2012 lookbook, we knew it was going to be face-meltingly hot. How could it not be? You’ve got Belladonna, Charlotte Stokely, Gracie Glam, and Aiden Ashley getting their pictures taken by Rae Threat and Kimberly Kane; the odds of no arousal occurring are approximately a bajillion to one.

Super dope fashion company Mishka frequently features pornstars in its lookbooks and calendars, so we’re not that surprised that Rae Threat and Kimberly Kane teamed up to shoot Belladonna, Charlotte Stokely, Gracie Glam, and Aiden Ashley. We’re just surprised–and a little concerned–that they gave the girls guns.

As a legendary porn performer with over a decade of experience in the industry, Belladonna knows a thing or two (or a million) about sex–and we’ve long wished that she’d share a few of her secrets with the world at large. Well, sometimes wishes really do come true…are you ready for Belladonna’s “How To: Fuck!”?

Sometimes the best part of a porn DVD is the Behind the Scenes featurette, where women flop around naked, unburdened of their scripts, uncomfortable heels, and odd sex-having angles. But it’s even more fun with Belladonna.

Belladonna knows how things are. In a scene from “Manhandled 4,” she casts Ashli Orion as the horny stoner chick who nudzhes Mr. Pete into fucking her, which he does, and the couple is better for it. Watching this scene, I knew how Jesus must have felt when Andrew Lloyd

Our palindrome may have failed miserably, but the point remains the same: all it takes is a man with big hands, a woman who’s down for whatever, some dynamic lighting, and a buttload of consent to make something as brutally sexy as Belladonna’s “Manhandled 4.” This isn’t the kind of

Alberto Mielgo is a Spanish painter known for his depictions of beautiful naked women. Belladonna—well, if you don’t know who Belladonna is, you need to get seriously schooled. Together, these two erotic artists have created a beautiful work of art; and we civilians are fortunate enough to get a behind

Like approximately 63 percent of Fleshbot’s readers, I came of age at a time when porn wasn’t free. My thankyous reflect the simple joys of the right to get ass in the mail. 1. I am thankful for a generation of people that has taken bullets, served jail time, or

However long Amber Rayne chooses to stay in porn, she will never have been a tourist. The lithe Canadian transplant and hockey fan gets up to some heartrendingly nasty things but still manages to make it all look groovy. In the compilation “Amber Rayne: Cockstar!” for JM Productions, Ms. Rayne