Honestly, I know very little about Belgium. A particular kind of waffle we got from Belgium, but that's about all know. Well, I guess I know one other thing: Belgium is full of hotties. And I know this thanks to the photos of Leo Xandre.
To be precise, these are Flemish boobs (from Flanders) but let's leave Ned out of this. The point is that we've been blessed with a lot of TV nudity lately, but as grateful as we are, we're still craving some mature sexual situations. You know what we mean? We want to see a character who's been banging the same guy for decades and has therefore become really fucking good at it.
If Stefania Rocca were getting pressed up against a window on a tall building in the path of Hurricane Sandy, we'd be all, "Nuh-uh, girl, you take that freakiness to the basement." But this is going down in Belgium, so we instead applaud her and her man for having the leg strength necessary to put on such a show, and ask them to not press the glass too hard because we are paranoid like that.
That's the tone set by these four women taking a beach house vacation, and it all seems to be going beautifully (and nakedly) until one of their husbands shows up and starts taking care of the baby. That probably doesn't sound too bad, but there's nothing worse than having the sanctity of all-girl naked dancing time broken by the intrusion of a dude.
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