You know what? This is the first upskirt photo we’ve ever seen from Belen Rodriguez. How exciting! And not only is it one of the best upskirt photos we’ve ever seen (there’s just so much crotch on display), it also provides us with an exquisite look at the illuminated hairs on Belen’s legs. We are drooling.

Overalls. Let’s talk about them. Delightful little misnomer, this. They’re not really over all, now are they? Not if you’ve neglected to wear a shirt underneath them, which Belen Rodriguez is only too happy to demonstrate.
Some sluts we knew in high school used to get called to the principals office for wearing basically overalls and a bra. They would get in really long fights about overalls counting as a shirt because they covered the nipples and side middrift didn’t count as middrift showing because you couldn’t see the belly button. And they would always get away with it because they got such good grades and did community service and were in all the school plays. Anyway. Just some sluts we heard about once.

It feels like it’s been forever since we’ve seen Belen Rodriguez wearing (half) a bikini. The world was so dark without her! Luckily for us, she’s back on the beach, not wearing a top, showing off that amazing ass of hers, and blowing bubbles.

Let us count the ways: she wears the most barely there of panties, manages to sneak nipples into FHM, takes the sexiest vacations…and may have a sex tape. If that weren’t enough to drive us crazy, she’s also featured in these sexy photos in Vanity Fair Italy this month. Oh Belen, you’re our favoritest model/actress/showgirl ever.

We were briefly convinced that Belen Rodriguez had hit the Sanremo Festival totally commando…but alas, further research proved that–though she’s barely wearing anything under her dress–there is, in fact, some sort of thong covering up the tiniest sliver of her ladybits. But hey, we’ll keep wishing and hoping, and surely one day Ms. Rodriguez will do away with that undergarment altogether.

We throw our affections around quite a lot during the year; we say we like girls, obsess over girls, and sometimes we even say we love them. However, we’re very careful about who we call Crush Objects. The year is almost over, and we’ve decided to give the following ten

Showgirl/model/actress and Crush Object Belen Rodriguez is not shy—even when it comes to making out topless in public. So the idea that she’d have a sex tape isn’t particularly surprising…but is this video that’s just surfaced online really, truly her? · Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)

We’ve seen some damn fiery fashion pics of this girl before, but her sassy acting skills really kick the sexy up a point or two. Belen is only naked for a brief moment in this film, but we drool anyway; she’s just that good. Just when we thought we had

What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Belen Rodriguez’s smokin’ hot bod is the sun. And the sun is topless? Well, that’s a new one. What was the sun thinking? We know that Belen isn’t too interested in clothing—this is something we covered in her field

We realize you have your choice of Argentinian showgirls/models/TV personalities/former WAGs/actors who live in Italy, but if we might recommend one to you, it would be Belen Rodriguez. And no, it’s not just because she’s been on Fleshbot quite often lately. Ok, that’s pretty much why we’re recommending her. Anyway,

Last we checked, FHM was a nipple free magazine. But lo and behold, here’s Belen Rodriguez in the July 2011 issue, flashing a bit of areola in several pictures. Is FHM turning over a new leaf…or are Belen Rodriguez’s nipples just that irrepressible?

Though if were being honest here, it doesn’t look like she’s trying all that hard. What is that dress made of, ultra sheer organza? It’s almost like she wants us to just loll about all day, ogling her curves (and nipples!). Well, if that’s what Belen Rodriguez wants, that’s what

First we spy her on a topless vacation, now we get a peek of her behind the scenes at a photo shoot, removing her top (and revealing those glorious breasts!). Oh Belen…is there anywhere you won’t reveal your gorgeous body for the paparazzi? · See more at Egotastic (egotastic.com)

You probably figured out that Belen Rodriguez’s career as a showgirl/model/actress is way more fun than yours will ever be. But did you know that her vacations are also vastly superior to your own? Oh, yes, it’s true…unless (unlike us!) you spend your off days lounging around on a yacht,

We’ve only just met showgirl/model/actress Belen Rodriguez, but we already feel a deep, close connection with her. It helps that she shares a birthday with a certain Fleshbot editrix…and that her nipples are ever so excited to see us. (taxidrivermovie.com)