By Ian Pettigrew, Via O What a Q

Oh, you — you do. Well, good. Then there’s no issue here. From the sounds of it, you really like it. That’s great! We’re into that. We’re also into the cameraman taking it upon himself to rub one out while he’s watching. Kudos, sir!

It’s one of the funnest sports out there, don’t you know. And all it takes to really succeed is two horndog pervs and a camera with a remote zoom option! It’s thrilling, it’s rewarding, and best of all, it’s sexy. BJs, cowgirl, missionary — it’s all fair game so long as you get that cummy prize in the end. This blows the hottie babes of tennis off the court. (Although we do love you and your skirts and grunts, ladies of tennis). But yeah. This has to be our favorite spectator event.

Come on, did any of you put your hands up? Dorks! But, uh, just kidding. We’re just saying that we stand firmly on the side of fresh, teenage asshole. Though we’re sure you already knew that. But we’re not the only ones! This dude does too!

We guess we’re really not all too familiar with Turkish culture when it comes down to it, but if this little modification of the standard 69 is any indication, they must typically be an inventive and delightful people. This is like a 69 with extra 1s and 5s thrown in or something — it’s got fingers in the bum; it’s got morphing into facedown doggystyle with dildo-on-prostate playtimes — in other words, it’s got it all.

Mona, Paris, Hiver 1974 by Erica Lennard, Via O What a Q

Hey, sometimes the best part of vacation happens without leaving the confines of your hotel room. There’s premium cable, delectable room service, a king-sized bed, blackout curtains, and plenty of space for good lovin’. Now, maybe with the Empire State Building or the Champs-Élysées right out your window, you know, eventually you should get out there. But there’s nothing wrong with scheduling some bone-time in on your itinerary. We think it makes the whole trip go a bit more smoothly (and funly).

These guys. Oh, we could follow their sexual escapades forever. From her first delirious moans upon initial penetration, to him just railing on her from behind, there’s much to see and appreciate here. And with their creative camera positioning, we’re put in a great place to enjoy their positioning. Bring on your ass, your pussy, your hot, bushy chicks! Your ballsacks, your vibrators, your doggystyle dicks! Yeah, we like it all.

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We normally turn to them as bastions of goodness and truth, gentle beacons lighting our path through the murky woods of life. But sometimes we turn to them for their MILFy tits and questionable taste in fuck-dudes, and hey, that’s cool too. Because a doggystyle MILF-bang is illuminating in its own right.

That’s basically the bottom line here. But we’ll make some commentary because, hey, that’s what we do. Your room is a little messy, girls. Maybe it’s clothes and undies strewn about from deciding what to wear for a night out to the club. Or maybe those are bags full of lovely new dildos just waiting to be tested out. Hell, maybe you’re gonna squeeze both these activities into the same evening… So, you better get a move on! There’s no time to just sit around fondling each other and all deep-tonguing each other’s throats. Just kidding — there’s always time for that.

‘Tis a lovely place to be, we gather — at least from this video evidence. Just piledriving your voluptuous lover’s ass until you bust a load deep inside her… Ahh. It makes us feel effervescent as a tall glass of champagne. That we kind of want to suck down then scoot aside so that we can engage in our own cool piledriving fun. Doesn’t that sound fun for everyone?

Or there’s a good chance this cameraman will shove a makeshift gag in your mouth! But, uh, those are the kind of chances we like to take because we like playing a little rough. We’ve got an inkling this babe is cut from the same devilish cloth. So we say sing your heart out, lady! Who knows where things might go next…*

You know how it is — work’s boring, love is meh, you’re feeling kind of down about life in general. Extra vulnerable. You’re lying in bed feeling sorry for yourself when — what’s that? Superman? No; better. It’s a double dose of MILFy BJ-babe! They’ll turn that frown upside down (and give you a huge boner, too).

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Why, it’s just an ethereal delight. Especially when the booty at hand (or mouth, as it were) is of such a high caliber. This booty should be wined and dined with champagne and caviar and stuff like that, draped in fine silks and laden with pearls. And then eaten the H out with the dapper charm and crackerjack skill this fellow demonstrates. Yeah, sometimes we fancy.

Yes, we’re already ready to start figuratively kicking this week’s ass (in a positive way), and we’re going to draw inspiration from this multi-positioned, sexy breathing, hottie-coupled back-cumming bang affair. It complements our second cup of coffee quite nicely — better than a bowl of Frosted Flakes, let us tell you.

We don’t know if this MILFy lass knew what she was getting into when she rolled into bed with this fella. And then subsequently rolled out of it in the embrace of his strong, strapping arms as he raised her skyward to bang with the fury of a thousand suns.

This chickie’s got quite a set of pipes! We’re sure she could use them to do some stellar slam poetry or karaoke a fierce version of Mariah Carey’s “Fantasy”, but we sort of like the means by which she’s chosen to utilize her gifts — super loud sex! Yeah, that works pretty darn nicely for us.

There’s nary a thing as sweet as a babe having a stellar orgasm. So, imagine the joy that comes from having that orgasm happen right on your face. It’s like plunging from the zenith of a roller coaster, like jumping into a ballpit full of downy pillows, like getting free reign of Disney World without a line in sight. In other words, it’s happiness exponentiated, we tell ya.