While there are few things better than Olivia North wearing lingerie on the beach, there is one thing that I can think of that slightly better... a topless Olivia North. We have the proof, there are a couple of pics proving my point. The downside, there are only a couple of pictures of a topless Olivia North.
If I was to say Bo Derek, odds are the first thing that pops into your mind is that famous scene of her on the beach from the movie 10 (1979). Well, I guess it could be some other scene of her nude on a beach - she has a few - but you know what I'm trying to get at. When I first laid eyes on Asa Stensson nude on the beach, my first thought was she was a 10.
There is nothing like finding something new to love. Whether it's a new food, a new television show, or a new naked model on the beach, that wonderful sensation that goes all over your body is something each of us loves. Get ready to have that feeling (and probably a few more) when you lay eyes on a nude Mina Winkel at the beach.
As far as I can tell, the term "on the rocks" simply came from the fact that ice can sometimes look like rocks. But I think I'm going to change the origin story that "on the rocks" came from seeing Lizzie Gunst nude on some rocks. After all, a drink with ice is great, but a drink with a picture of Lizzie Gunst nude on a beach sounds way more refreshing.
I have to be honest with you guys, because you know I can't be anything else around you, I wasn't sure whether I should make the Monty Python "huge tracks of land" or the "nice mountains" joke when talking about Judit Guerra's giant breasts. They make me kind of nervous because they are just so awesome. I really don't know what to do with myself.
I've it before and I'll again until I'm old and dying, there is nothing better in this world (or the next) than a great pair of breasts. Ivana Martínez has a pretty great pair of breasts. Clear my calendar, hold all my calls, and don't ask me for anything because I'm spending the rest of today with Ivana Martínez's breasts.
When I was young, I can remember collecting "beach glass," believing that is some kind of rare glass made only in the ocean. Of course, later on, I learned that beach glass is nothing more than broken beer bottle glass that somehow ended up in the ocean. This such serve as a reminder that the only sparkling things one should try to collect on the beach is a nude Dioni Tabbers.
Don't you hate it when you show up somewhere that has a pool or another body of water and didn't bring anything to splash around in? It's happened to me more times than I can count. You just have to spend the whole day watching everyone else have fun. But for some, no swimsuit isn't a problem. No one told Andja Lorein they were headed to the beach, so she just stripped off her clothes and had a wonderful time.
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
Peanut butter and jelly, wine and cheese, tons of chocolate and sad feelings; there are just some things that go so well together. Even if one thing is fine on its own, when paired with another thing, it suddenly becomes a magical experience. There's just something about the sun and Kate Compton's boobs that make almost as a great a combo as sand and Kate Compton's boobs.
There is no way around this one. Nope. Nada. Nothing. Genevieve Morton is nude on beach. Yep. That's it. Genevieve Morton. Boobs. Beach. Breasts. Sand. Boobs. Genevieve Morton. Honestly, what else do you want me to say, Genevieve Morton completely nude is just... just... Damn. Damn, Genevieve Morton. Damn.
While I consider myself to be an environmentalist, I must admit I'm struggling with whether or not I wish to continue my Earth-conscious ways. It's not because I find it too difficult or have a change of ideology or anything like that, it's just that Marisa Papen is doing a nude calendar to draw attention to the environment, and I'm not sure if we should save it for her or keep littering so she'll do more nude calendars.
Playboy brings us Lilii, a very exotic international babe. Not only does she have just one name, but she is one hot body!
While I would very much to love to tell you that Katy Perry laying on the shoreline in a bikini only to get hit by an unexpected wave resulted in her losing her top, sadly that isn't what happened. Sorry if I got your hopes up, I was kind of hoping for the same thing, but alas, not this time my friends. But we can all take solace in Katy Perry's awesome cleavage, which when hit by a wave still looks pretty damn good.
Miley's love song will make you love her boobs.
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