Don't you hate it when you show up somewhere that has a pool or another body of water and didn't bring anything to splash around in? It's happened to me more times than I can count. You just have to spend the whole day watching everyone else have fun. But for some, no swimsuit isn't a problem. No one told Andja Lorein they were headed to the beach, so she just stripped off her clothes and had a wonderful time.
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
Peanut butter and jelly, wine and cheese, tons of chocolate and sad feelings; there are just some things that go so well together. Even if one thing is fine on its own, when paired with another thing, it suddenly becomes a magical experience. There's just something about the sun and Kate Compton's boobs that make almost as a great a combo as sand and Kate Compton's boobs.
There is no way around this one. Nope. Nada. Nothing. Genevieve Morton is nude on beach. Yep. That's it. Genevieve Morton. Boobs. Beach. Breasts. Sand. Boobs. Genevieve Morton. Honestly, what else do you want me to say, Genevieve Morton completely nude is just... just... Damn. Damn, Genevieve Morton. Damn.
While I consider myself to be an environmentalist, I must admit I'm struggling with whether or not I wish to continue my Earth-conscious ways. It's not because I find it too difficult or have a change of ideology or anything like that, it's just that Marisa Papen is doing a nude calendar to draw attention to the environment, and I'm not sure if we should save it for her or keep littering so she'll do more nude calendars.
Playboy brings us Lilii, a very exotic international babe. Not only does she have just one name, but she is one hot body!
While I would very much to love to tell you that Katy Perry laying on the shoreline in a bikini only to get hit by an unexpected wave resulted in her losing her top, sadly that isn't what happened. Sorry if I got your hopes up, I was kind of hoping for the same thing, but alas, not this time my friends. But we can all take solace in Katy Perry's awesome cleavage, which when hit by a wave still looks pretty damn good.
Miley's love song will make you love her boobs.
See Tahlia Paris get wet in Bodacious Babe video over at Playboy.
Instagram is great for many reasons - most of them involving seeing celebrities like Vanessa Hudgens in sexy bathing suits, but sometimes the posts and pics can open your eyes to something you never thought before. Thanks to this latest sexy bathing suit pic, all I can think about is how awesome it would be to see Vanessa Hudgens go all 1970s on us.
A hot spring is created when a small body of water is warmed by the Earth's crust. While there are many hot springs all over the globe that are safe enough for you to take a dip in, there are some that are so hot they can not only burn you, but they can also kill you. I assume that if you got in a body of water that contained a completely nude Emily Ratajkowski that the water would be so hot you'd die instantly. But what a way to go, am I right?
Singer Hite (AKA Julia Easterlin) has a new album called "Light Of A Strange Day," and it is being released in full on March 24th. The single "Light" is available now and the music video above is for it and wow, it is pretty.
They say that even if you are the most accomplished swimmer in the world, when you are spending a day on the water you should play it safe and wear a life jacket or have some other kind of flotation device. But Sara Jean Underwood is good to go - she comes with two of greatest flotation devices in the world.
In a decision that I assume took all over 27 seconds, Kate Upton will once again be on the cover of the famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. And what's even better, since it is her third time, they are going to put out three different covers. Three different sexy versions of the same woman, that's pretty awesome if you ask me.
"You know what I'm so tired of, hot naked women nude on a beach. That concept for a photo spread is so old and cliche and the pictures are never really that great anyway," said No One Ever. Michelle Vawer nude on a beach is and always will be awesome.
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