You know what the best part of sportsmania is? Female fans showing their team pride with painted-on jerseys (we knew those Europeans were on to something!). Any Rays fans out there who’d like to take this lady on? (homerderby.com, via Deadspin)

What better time to celebrate America’s pastime than with American pornography, especially with this summer’s Olympic games probably being the last for baseball? “Bad News Bitches 3″ hearkens back to rambling, Cormanesque T&A movies like the original “Debbie Does Dallas” in its misguided attention to a plot when people like

A former in stripper in Boston claims that she single-handedly changed the face of baseball history–by boning (married) New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez in his hotel room during the 2004 American League Championship Series, thus causing his team to collapse in a historically unprecedented fashion against their arch

Today’s baseball spring training update: A scout for the Boston Red Sox was arrested in Florida for “committing a lewd act in a hotel room that overlooked the pool.” Your move, Derek Jeter! (abc2news.com)

If you want to see the rest of the Aubrey Huff/Melissa Midwest ass painting saga, you can now purchase the entire ordeal on her website. It’s twice as interesting as the Barry Bonds trial and with the half the amount of human growth hormone! (melissamidwest.com + Deadspin)

Oh, that Melissa Midwest! She always seems be causing such a commotion, particularly when she hangs around radio host Bubba The Love Sponge. (We can’t believe we just wrote those words.) Even after her unfortunate run-in with Brooke Skye last summer, she’s back for more, this time letting Baltimore Oriole

If you thought Red Sox fans were bonkers, what about the Colorado Rockies booster who is willing to give up a 25-year strong Playboy collection just to go to one World Series game? We like sports too, but that thin Rocky Mountain air might be affecting his judgment. (cbs4denver.com, via

It seems some Red Sox fans are going a little batty with World Series fever … or they just figure baseball is as good an excuse as any to troll for sex on Craigslist. Why should the players get to do all the scoring? (bostonherald.com, via bostonist.com)

We’re big baseball fans, but we admit that we find it hard to get worked up about the game’s ongoing steroid “scandal.” For example, if you found out that legendary cocksmith Peter North had been corking his bat all those years, would that make his prodigious pop shots any less

Because All-Star Games attract all-star prostitutes, the city of San Francisco used the baseball version as an excuse to roundup 131 people in a sex sting operation last week. All those workers in the Bay Area and the Giants still can’t score. (nbc11.com)

Barry Bonds’ former mistress writing a book and offering to pose nude isn’t that surprising, but maybe the identity of her “agent” is—celebrity smut peddler David Hans Schmidt. Hmm … maybe that’s not so surprising either. (nydailynews.com)

“Bitch Bitch Bitch.” That’s my impression of our comment-hungry overlords. Who would have thought that all you needed was a little creative outlet? The winner of last week’s first “What Would Fleshbot Readers Do?” porn titling contest was a person named CloudCarrier who titled the Chelsie Rae movie “Wheeeee!Gasms 25″.

The sports world was shocked last week to learn that a young, attractive, obscenely wealthy, and ridiculously talented professional athlete might possibly be dating a stripper. (He’s also married to a non-stripper, which we guess is the shocking part.) Normally, the late night shenanigans of New York Yankees third baseman

· Want to know what your mom is up to now that you’ve moved out of the house? Do you now wish you’d minded your own business? (The Today Show) · Heather Locklear must have put her bikini in the dryer, because it doesn’t fit her anymore. She should try

· We had no idea, but baseball is a filthy, filthy game. Are you going to let them talk about your mother that way? (firejoemorgan.com) · American Apparel is the perfect clothing to get yourself off in. ‘Tis the season. (copyranter.blogspot.com) · Beijing hands out a harsh new penalty for

Creature of the interweb Extreme Holly, when she finds something appealing, pretty much absorbs it. Here she is with a baseball bat and a Yankees shirt (sadly, she defies logic by not sticking the Yankees jersey where such things belong). The Arizona resident gamely fits all manner of things inside

While the other major sports have shamelessly flouted peppy short-skirted babes for the sake of rallying fans to their cause, baseball has steadfastly remained the stuffy old man of the sports world. Sure they’ve hired the occasional cute ball girl or a few co-eds to fire hot dog guns into

· Even we won’t stoop to making a joke about the first half of Russian hottie Anna Semenovich‘s last name. Wow, where did that bit of maturity come from? (latenightpictures.com) · A woman in Rome is in trouble for taking a nude dip in the Trevi fountain in Rome, just

Hot babes and sports gambling go together like … er, hot babes wearing boxing gloves, hot babes in batting cages, and hot babes on the girdiron, all of whom have been featured as Bodog Girls in recent issues of the monthly cheesecake review at the “world’s largest online sports betting

· Usually we’d consider an upskirt shot of a celebrity flashing her hoo-hoo to be front page news, but when said celebrity is Katie “Jordan” Price, it’s more like a comfy visit from an old friend. (dlisted.blogspot.com) · Behold the ostentatious glory of the $1.89 million solid gold bra. And