I am fairly certain that Evan Stone’s relentless, headlong push to get cocktail waitress Brandi Blunt naked on the bar constitutes workplace sexual harassment in “Barely Legal 132,” and isn’t she—in the world of the film—three years too young to be a cocktail waitress?
Stevie Shae turns a stammering mess into a smooth talker through the power of fellatio. What a keeper!
Thank God sex is not an improv class, because Ashley Stone just denied Alec Knight’s request to “do a little dance.” But it’s OK in “Barely Legal 131,” as she fucks him instead.
British pop star and former “X-Factor” finalist Amelia Lily turned eighteen a couple nights ago. Guess who was there to commemorate the event? The paparazzi. And they totally took pictures of her panties as she was exciting a car. Amelia Lily, you’re officially a British celebrity, congratulations.
Porn may be the only medium in which retrofitting movies in 3D makes sense. And adding a dimension to “Barely Legal” only enhances its vacuous charm.
You know how it is (and don’t tell me you don’t): It’s your first day stripping and you’re nervous. So Hayden Hawkens fucks away your jitters.
Students in the Yale Rep School of Dramaturgy might have a problem with “Barely Legal” because there is no conflict. “Freshman nurse” Kelly Surfer offers no resistance whatsoever when a patient suggests she’s a hooker.
Haley Sweet has but a brief window to remain barely legal. Has she lost her moment in the sun?
Only wine, scotch, and porn series can be considered venerable at 12, so we check in with “Barely Legal” on the occasion of its 123rd episode, inexplicably set at a camp. While many series reach their double digits with a marked deviation from the original mission statement, “Barely Legal” still
Since the 20th century, Hustler’s “Barely Legal” family of magazines and videos has explored all 14 of the possible scenarios between younger women and the dudes that take advantage of them. We visit Ariana Fox of “Barely Legal 120.” “Barely Legal” videos, the brainchild of Larry Flynt and the late
It is unclear why this smoky and delicious young woman chose a porn name suggesting former Michael Jackson confidante and bergin guzzler Liz Taylor when she so clearly resembles a pornish LeeLee Sobieski. Nevertheless, her breasts leave a deep impact. Tayler is absentmindedly masturbating when stalker ex-boyfriend Rocco Reed comes
As pervs around the world cheer on Miley Cyrus’s long awaited coming of age, we can at least count on Porn Valley to handle the occasion in a tasteful, mature manner…right? Well, only if you count the immediate release of “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Miley Cyrus’ 18th Birthday” as tasteful
And we’d also like to extend congratulations to all you patient perverts who waited through years of Hannah Montana movies and inane controversies. Now that Miley is eighteen, you can pretend you never had fantasies about a minor! By tomorrow morning (at the latest) our usual celebrity upskirt/see-through clothing/cleavage websites
“Baby Fat 2,” by its very use of a plot, might almost seem wholesome. But then we hear the cameraman’s breathing and we know we’re in for something truly porny at heart. Barely Legal Baby Fat 2 Studio: Hustler Director: Jimmy D. Starring: Emma Heart, Katie Kox, Angelica Raven, Karina
Jimmy D quietly returns to directing with the release of Barely Legal’s second love song to baby fat. These plump and pretty princesses have a hunger deep inside that food alone cannot satisfy. Only cock can fill that hole. We don’t know what’s causing it, but we can say for
Time marches on, but the girls of “Barely Legal” remain fixed in place, like beautiful, lurid fantasies that only grow more vivid as we relive them. Six sexy little lust-filled ladies await your approval. Given the fact that we first met director Otto Bauer as a performer on the set
If youthful innocence and biker gangs seem like an odd coupling to you, you’re not alone. Not since lamb and mint have two things seemed so mismatched. But dig deeper and taboo laced pleasures explode in your face. Barely Legal has spent its whole career promoting the idea that young
Take everything you’ve ever thought about Barely Legal and throw it out the window. Uncle Larry let Otto take the reins. And that means you’d better look out! This guy is serious when it comes to extreme hardcore. Okay, so it’s not DVDA exactly, but the sex is good and
Like it or not, that’s what the cast of “Barely Legal Straight A Students 2″ is trading—hot anal sex for top scholarly marks. Make no mistake about it, these sexy little ladies absolutely earn the grade. Christina Agave and Cheyne Collins kick off the fun. She’s the aggressor and he,
They say once you’ve seen one girl cross that invisible line into womanhood, you’ve seen them all. We disagree. We’re content to see as many beautiful little ladies made as Uncle Larry wants to share with us. That’s why when we learned that he was all set to release his
