Let us reflect on the "billiard rack" of the male package and "different shades of tan like water stains in a bathtub."
The always fashion forward former frontman of The Smiths, your friend and mine, Morrissey, has just released his first foray into fiction with the book "List of the Lost," and already the critics are heralding it as the frontrunner for this year's Bad Sex in Fiction award.
One of my favorite things about writing for Fleshbot is all of the weird sex related stories that I get to share with you guys. I legitimately hope that you guys enjoy reading these things as much as I enjoy writing them. Here now are the Top 10 Weirdest Sex-Related Posts for 2014.
One of the most dubious honors in all of literature has been handed out. If you've been following our coverage of the Literary Review's 2014 Bad Sex in Fiction award, you know how tight this year's race was. We even brought in Stephen Hawking to demonstrate how bad some of these were. Nevertheless, there's got to be a winner, and this year, it's Ben Okri.
There's a great feature on Macs wherein you can highlight text and then have it read back to you in this completely eerie and mechanical voice that sounds exactly like Stephen Hawking. This got us thinking, what would erotica sound like if read by the greatest scientific mind of the 21st Century, and even better than that, what if it were really bad erotica?
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