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"Fleshlighting": The Fleshlight-Inspired Romantic Comedy That No One Asked For (Starring Jenna Haze!)

"Fleshlighting": The Fleshlight-Inspired Romantic Comedy That No One Asked For (Starring Jenna Haze!)

“Mainstream” is a funny word. To those in the indie crowd, it indicates a project that has the funding of big studios and corporations. To Sarah Palin, it indicates anyone in the news media who doesn’t agree with her. And then, of course, there are the people of Porn Valley,

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The Future Of Pornography As Cal/OSHA Wants It

The Future Of Pornography As Cal/OSHA Wants It

The California Occupational Safety and Health Administration (Cal/OSHA) is having a meeting today to discuss implementing a bunch of regulations for Porn Valley. Many adult entertainment professionals think this spells death for the industry, but we know that porn can survive anything! So here’s a very unsexy look at the

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AIDS Is Bad. Just Like Hitler Having Sex.

Today in unfortunate safer sex advertising: Germany’s das comitee produced a set of posters determined to remind people of the seriousness of HIV…by comparing the virus to Hitler, Stalin, and Saddam Hussein banging hot chicks. Right, that makes sense. And to keep it really classy, there’s even a fake Hitler

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Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex

Pills require a prescription, and those sketchy packets of bodega “male enhancer” are just, well, sketchy. So why not source your erection enhancing needs out to a chewing gum? A sexy chewing gum, that is. Sexlets Gum—differentiated from other gums by the sexy lady on the package—is chock full of

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Reality Show Seeks Escort For Non-Exploitative Good Time

Call girls (or escorts, if you prefer) are notoriously private people, who generally prefer to stay off the radar as they pursue the glorious, age old career of exchanging sex and companionship for money. Reality shows, on the other hand, are fundamentally about being on the radar and exploiting the

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How Not To Run A Sex Blog

There’s a couple of ways to make a successful blog. You can create a blog that features content people really want to see (like, say, porn)–and this can be content you create yourself, or, if you’re not so talented, it can be content you find somewhere (most likely on the

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Vibrator/Shaver Mixes Pleasure With Pain

Some women like to shave their sensitive areas. And most women like vibrations on their sensitive areas. So why not save some time and effort and combine a shaver and a vibrator into one convenient package? That was probably the idea behind the Touche Womaniser Shaver and Silicone Massager, but

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