For the first time in my life, I'm currently looking at a webpage banner that says, "Submit your scrotum photo here!" And after further inspection, it appears that it's not at all a joke.
Autoblow 2 inventor Brian Sloan has a new contest for all you men out there. If you've got a wicked nice set of balls on you and you'd like them to be voted on democratically in a "Best Balls" competition, your prayers have finally been answered!
The Autoblow2 couldn’t have arrived at a better time. I had just received a “Dear John” text that opened with the line, “I’m in much need of some alone time…” Indeed, and I was in much need of some machine assisted masturbation time.
"This looks like a prop from a Cronenberg movie" says one unsuspecting dude in this video while looking at Fleshlight's Succu-Dry for the first time, and he's certainly not wrong. In order to combat the stigma surrounding men and sex toys, BuzzFeed gave some men a variety of products from Fleshlights to the Autoblow 2, and asked them to report back on their experience.
Autoblow 2 creator Brian Sloan, everyone's favorite Buster Bluth lookalike sex toy inventor, has just unveiled his latest product, and this time, it's for the ladies!
Alright Fleshbot readers, I'm putting you on notice! You guys don't comment much. Well, now's your chance to comment for a cause! We have 3 Autoblow 2 sex toys that we're giving away to our lucky readers, but there's a catch. It's a comment contest!
The Autoblow2, their products amazing how much so looking for a new way to tell, in order to show people how to use them, they did a cartoon-style animation of some. The new approach was obtained hilarious results of some of this fundamental advertising. Let's take a look...
Christmas came early this year, fellas, and so will you thanks to the Autoblow 2. The latest breakthrough in simulated blowjob technology is now yours to own. I've been geeked about this product for a while now, and can't wait to try it out, provided my ex-wife is willing to let me skip a child support payment this month.
The future is now, or actually it's about a day ago when pre-orders opened for the revolutionary Autoblow 2.
Records are made to be broken, and the Indiegogo campaign for the Autoblow 2 has just smashed them all. According to AVN this "Realistic Robotic Oral Sex Simulator For Men" has blown past it's goal of $45,000 goal, nearly sextupling that goal with a little more than 48 hours to go.
You'll never be alone again, well, you'll be alone but you won't care now that you can have Autoblow 2. It's a revolutionary robotic blowjob machine made for the man who has nothing. Just slip in your hard-on, close your eyes and turn on the oral simulator and suck your troubles away.
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