"Below Her Mouth" Will Blow You Away
Jan 16, 2017 | Posted in TV/Movies
"Below Her Mouth" Will Blow You Away

Probably one of the single greatest cinematic achievements in the past 10 - no, 20 years - is the film Blue is the Warmest Color. If we all had VHS copies, they would probably be worn down by now. We all thought that there would never be another piece of cinema like that again, but we all might be wrong. It appears a little film out of Canada might give Blue is the Warmest Color a run for its nudity, a film entitled Below Her Mouth.

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Confused Boner of the Week: Ashley Graham Is a... Vampire Clown?
Jan 16, 2017 | Posted in Models
Confused Boner of the Week: Ashley Graham Is a... Vampire Clown?

It really shouldn't be all that surprising - it was only a matter of time before someone got Ashley Graham to do a strange and usual photo spread. I guess I was just hoping that maybe she would say no and stick to doing sexy lingerie shoots. Alas, here is Ashley Graham in V Magazine as some kind of vampire or clown or hulk or I don't know, I'm just confused all the way around on this.

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Damn, Selena Gomez. Damn.
Jan 13, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity, Music
Damn, Selena Gomez. Damn.

Selena Gomez. Wearing only a thong. Honestly, I'm at a total loss for words here. This is such an incredible sight, I don't even know if words can truly do it justice. It's Selena Gomez, wearing only a thong. Damn, Selena Gomez. Damn.

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Salma Hayek and Penélope Cruz, The Sexiest Friendship of All Time
Jan 12, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity
Salma Hayek and Penélope Cruz, The Sexiest Friendship of All Time

If you ever stop and look at your friendships, you'll notice what brings you together, what bonds you to another a person. It might be a similar upbringing, it could be going through an experience together, or it could even be something as simple as the love of the same sports team. Friendships are formed over the simplest, the strangest, and sometimes the sexiest things. Salma Hayek and Penélope Cruz are the best example of the last one.

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That's a Stern Ariel Winter on the Bow
Jan 10, 2017 | Posted in Celebrity
That's a Stern Ariel Winter on the Bow

In nautical terms, the front of a boat is called the bow and the rear of the boat is called the stern. But what do it call it when Ariel Winter is showing off her ass on the front of a boat? The only thing I can think of is tight sight, but that might already be a boating term. Maybe we should just say it's freaking awesome.

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"The Great Undressing" Is Both Great and Undressed
Jan 06, 2017 | Posted in Music
"The Great Undressing" Is Both Great and Undressed

There are few things better in life in finding a new musician whose music really touches you. And today is one of those days because I have discovered Jenny Hval and her latest song "The Great Undressing" and man, this song is going to stick with me for a long time. Well, maybe not the song, but the music video. Honestly, I have no idea what the song sounds like because the only thing I could pay attention to was a completely nude Jenny Hval.

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Gabby Brooks Will Have You Longing for the Good Old Days of Playboy
Jan 02, 2017 | Posted in Models
Gabby Brooks Will Have You Longing for the Good Old Days of Playboy

Dear Playboy, we have all come to terms with the fact your magazine is no longer showing some of the most beautiful women in the world not wearing any clothes. While we don't agree with your decision, we understand. With that being said, how can you do a 1970-ish photo shoot with the beautiful Gabby Brooks? All you are doing is making us miss the days when Gabby Brooks would be totally nude as the centerfold!

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Stop The Presses! Genevieve Morton Is Naked!
Dec 30, 2016 | Posted in Models
Stop The Presses! Genevieve Morton Is Naked!

Not Kidding Around, Stop And Look At Genevieve Morton Nude

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