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People assume that fingering is just a rest stop on the road to something more serious and oral, but that’s not fair to your phalanges. Anyone who’s ever felt the come-hither curve of Asa Akira or Katsuni’s fingers knows the truth. Admittedly, we don’t actually know what their touches feel like, but we’re pretty good at reading body language, and you better believe we’re poring over this text.

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Why did we go with Korean film today? Well, a lot of our favorite steamy movies on Netflix happen to be Korean–”Untold Scandal,” “Sweet Sex and Love,” “Green Chair” come to mind–and on another note, all the recent drama surrounding North Korea has made us pine for tender tales of that divided land.

They’re a breath of fresh, exciting air — rare and exotic babes that expand our horizons as well as our undies. We know this can tread into delicate territory, but hey, we think Asian babes are sexy, and celebrating their awesomeness by banging them works in our fantasy world. These chickies are so hot we think we need a glass of milk.

She’s a San Francisco native, a night person, and just yesterday we saw her handle massive objects with her butt in “Anal Overload.” Jayden Lee is our kind of lady.

Or, you know, uses them as her own sexual playground. So maybe upstairs there’s a carnival with a petting zoo and artisanal salty-sweet popcorns and such, but Asa and Erik Everhard will never make it up there. But that’s okay, because we’re sure crackerjack BJs and multitiered standing sex is greater than billy goats and snackfoods and such anyway.

Check out Veronica Lynn and her babely friends gettin’ slammed roadside, by Backseat Bangers

Ah, we remember when anal was an unexplored frontier for us, virginal territory that remained uncharted due to trepidation, uncertainty, and/or impatience. Ha! Those days are long gone. But as much as we relish some good back-end loving, we still don’t possess quite the acrobatics or sheer physicality required to pull off some of these feats. May we sit back in slackjawed, wet-pantied awe at these anal masters at work.

Last November, we got word that actress Sherlyn Chopra would be the first Indian woman to ever grace the cover of Playboy, and we’ve been waiting to see the results ever since. Rumor has it the cover will soon be released internationally, but since we can’t wait any longer to satisfy our Chopra craving, we’re going to spend some time learning about (and ogling) this hot Hyderabadi.

She’s not just a pretty face and a tasty body; Adrianna Luna has been studying Muay Thai and Mixed Martial Arts for years upon years. She’s also a Penthouse Pet, NightMoves’s Best New Starlet, and an all-around amazing performer. Come, groove upon these spectacular scenes with us!

Just because it’s Kelly Shibari Week doesn’t mean that Kelly Shibari gets to have all of the Kelly Shibari-related fun. We want to participate, too! And so, for those of you who’d like to learn a little more about our illustrious guest editor, we offer this simple Field Guide showcasing special moments in this special lady’s life.

You know what, go ahead and take all the Twinkies off the shelves. We have a million creamy fillings right here (or, ten). They’re just as sweet, a good deal sexier, and are also better for you. Also, they’re pipin’ hot. We’re sort of breaking a sweat here… just like when hardcore attacking a moist little snack cake.