Stripping And Thongs Make A Powerful Combo
It has been said that if you are born in the month of September you tend to be full charm and quiet dignity. You might also consider yourself a bit of a fitness nut. And odds are the biggest skill and ability you list on a resume is how incredibly detail-oriented you are. Last and certainly not least, those born in the 9th month of the year also tend to be super duper hot.
Yeah, I know it's not very clever to make a cooking joke for Anthony Bourdain or a spicy meatball joke for Asia Argento, but maybe I'm a little jealous of Anthony Bourdain for dating such a hottie. Sure, I really shouldn't be jealous because it's not like I or any of us had a show with Asia Argento. Still, she one sexy little dish.
There is just something about the month of October that has all of us looking to the dark, the scary, and the terrible.
It's a pity that the new series Scream Queens has made it impossible to use that decades old term without first clarifying what you're talking about. With Halloween literally right around the corner, we're celebrating Scream Queens in the classic sense of the word: Women who headlined or made a huge impression in multiple horror films/franchises. If you only know the term from that show, prepare for an education.
There are many, many celebrities who have done nudity both early in their career and later in their career. Some are at the top of their game when they're young, and others age like fine wine. These ten celebrities have done nude scenes at least fifteen years apart, and while there are plenty more we could have included, we think you'll find plenty here to tickle your fancy.
People always ask us, "Fleshbot, what qualities should I look for in a wife?" And we usually respond, "Are you wife hunting? Dude, just let things take their time and fall in love when it happens. Jeez." But secretly, we want to say, "Find a badass girl with freaky tastes so you may sip and sup on her brain like the delicacy it truly is."
You can keep your emotional daywalking vampires who try to resist their bloodlust and value "normality." As far as we're concerned, the only real vampires in this world are the ones who poison entire communities by passing their restless disease on to beautiful ladies who torture the town with their titties.
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