Ashlynn Brooke, Ashlynn Brooke… It’s been a while since we’ve heard that name. Wonder what she’s been up to? Well, she’s retired, a brunette, a mom, and she does her own cooking show on Youtube: “Cooking Your Ash Off.” And guess what? It’s fucking adorable! Watch as Ashlynn Ashley Stewart prepares one of her favorite recipes, Beer Can Chicken.
No, it’s not our favorite song from “Diddler On the Roof,” it’s a parody of Bravo’s hit show about a dating club for rich dudes. Long story short, India Summer plays Patti and she is way hotter than the original. Ashlynn Brooke is back in the director’s seat for another
Our first reaction: what is CNBC doing playing in our sandbox? Not that we’re territorial or anything, but, you know, it’s still a bit strange. Our second reaction: these are the top twelve pornstars? Don’t get us wrong, we love each and every performer on the list. But it seems
Look at the ingredients: Tori Black as Wonder Woman, an Iraqi plot to learn the secrets of the American porn industry, Mikey Butders and Anthony Rosano with silly mustaches. Why didn’t this work? Wonder Woman XXX: A Hardcore Parody Studio: Hardcore Parody (Mile High Media) Director: Ashlynn Brooke Cast: Tori
Lexi Belle, trying to play wholesome, instead comes off as learning disabled, giggling and mincing, talking to herself and others in a high-pitched voice … it made me wonder what Max Hardcore might have done with the script. Red Riding Hood XXX Studio: Triple X Parody Director: Ashlynn Brooke Starring:
Ask Philip Seymour Hoffman if he believes in second chances, and he’ll tell you they ‘re just an opportunity to make the same mistake twice. Personally, we believe in porno redemption—and apparently New Sensations does as well. No one likes to be patronized, shouted down by carnival barkers with promises,
The people have spoken: these are the women everybody wanted to fuck last month. By “spoken” we of course mean “obsessively downloaded clips to the RealTouch sex machine.” Actions speak louder than words, especially masturbatory actions. So who graced RealTouch’s list? Jenna Jameson, Tori Black, and Lexi Belle are no
Ashlynn Brooke donned dark locks for her role as a succubus in the first of New Sensations’ “Sex Files” parodies. Join us inside (the web page, not Ashlynn) for other uncommon pornic occurences. Heres’s Sasha Grey with a midget rabbit on the set of “Malice in La La Land” in
Not to be confused with “The Gang Bang Theory” which should air later this year on CBS. Big Bang Theory Studio: New Sensations Director: Lee Roy Myers Cast: Ashlynn Brooke, Brianna Blair, Beverly Hills, Halie James, Kristina Rose, Charley Chase, Joey Brass, Gabriel Dalessandro, Rocco Reed, Vin Vericose The credits
A porn parody of “True Blood”: has there ever been a more amazing idea? The sexiest show on television…only with real sex. Fleshbot and io9 were both so excited for this release, we teamed up for a joint review. Lux: Since I’m sure there are some of you who are
New Sensations Romance takes couples’ porn very seriously. How many porn films include girls receiving pearl necklaces that are actually made of pearls from the ocean, on a string, in a fancy box? The Wedding Day Studio: New Sensations Romance Directors: Crystal Dear and Lee Roy Myers Cast: Ashlynn Brooke,
There are many different ways to rank the popularity of pornstars: through fan-powered popularity polls, measurement of website traffic, number of Twitter followers, DVD sales…but RealTouch has come up with what may be the most fascinating one of all. For those who don’t remember, RealTouch (or the robopussy, as we
We’re not normally the type to go gaga over a box cover, but New Sensations’s “Tru: A XXX Parody” is a horse of a different color. To wit: it really looks like something from the real show. (True story: the first time we saw it, in giant poster form at
Oh, Dwight. You’re always so tense! Here, let Ashlynn make all the problems go away. With her mouth. We always knew Dwight (or, in this case, “Dwayne”) had a thing for authority figures, but we didn’t realize that the feeling was mutual. On a separate note, we think Dane Cross
While at the movies last night, we caught the trailer for April’s “Piranha 3D.” No sign of crossover starlet Riley Steele, but we did see a very excited Ashlynn Brooke waving her pompoms (and those cheerleading poofs, too).
Ashlynn Brooke has a confession to make…she’s a very dirty girl. And she’s got a lot of fantasies that she’s just itching to enact…including this one, which involves a little bit of exhibitionism (and some very sexy bathroom time). · Buy “Ashlynn Brooke’s Lesbian Fantasies” (gamelink.com)
There are still fifteen shopping days left until Christmas—but XCritic’s Dr. Jay already knows who the must-see girls of 2010 are going to be. Is the man psychic? We’re not sure…but his picks are pretty compelling. Below, Dr. Jay’s lucky thirteen ladies. Do they make your list? Let us know
Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode of porn gold than “WKRP in Cincinnati”? (Of course there could, but how often do we get the chance to write about Supertramp and Smithers?) WKRP in Cincinnati: A XXX Parody Studio: New Sensations Director: Lee
Someone’s in the kitchen I kno-o-o-ow…someone’s in the kitchen with Ashlynn, eating out her asshole! (God, don’t you love those good old campfire classics? They never fail to put a smile on our face.) · Buy “Ashlynn Brooke’s Adventures in Sex”
Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn’s version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. Jane was just about to squirt chocolate on herself, at which point
