I don't know what it is, but whenever someone tells me to smile or says; "say cheese!" before taking a picture I instantly frown. I've been doing this for as long as I can remember and I don't really know why. Maybe I'm just being stubborn or maybe I don't like being told what to do, I can't answer. Really if you want to me grinning from year to year you should say "Smile, Emily Ratajkowski is nude!"
You know, sometimes it's important to take a minute and acknowledge the little things in life that make it so great. It could something as simple as a cool breeze on a warm day or something as magical as Rita Ora's side boob, just something that makes you smile. But really, forget about wind and focus on Rita Ora's awesome side boob.
As you all know, I'm a big fan of tan lines. I think there is something magical about them and simply drive me wild. Yet, in this instance, I have to question why Courtney Stodden is resting her arm across her boobs while enjoying the sun. Doesn't she know that it's going to make one interesting tan line?
And so we continue down the path towards a topless Lily-Rose Depp. We have not made it yet, but my friends are one step closer. Yes, Lily-Rose Depp keeps on sharing her topless adventures and I'm sure one day (hopefully one day soon) we'll reach the end of the road to find a topless Lily-Rose Depp waiting for all of us.
I am in no way, shape, or form trying to take away anything from these pics of a topless Rita Ora. They are sexy, they are very sexy, we all agree they are sexy. But... they could totally be sexier. Rita Ora is just so damn hot and she really needs to be topless again. I mean, she like really, really, really needs to topless again.
True, I'm not 100 percent sure, but it makes perfect sense. Kim Kardashian West sleeps topless in a pair of bejeweled panties. When you think about it, when you really think about what makes the most sense for Kim Kardashian West to wear while sleeping, you only come to one answer: bejeweled panties.
I have no idea if it's for sports or some kind of game or what, but when Amanda Cerny is topless with a banner reading "Team Cerny" over her boobs, you know we are all on her team. It doesn't matter what is going on, we will stand with Amanda Cerny and her awesome boobs.
Sometimes you just have to go back to your strong suit. For Kim Kardashian West that means one thing - being sexy in a magazine. And man, there are few who do it better.
Oh boy, here we are. Many of us are just not ready for a topless Lily Beckinsale. Yet, here's a pic from her Instagram account and she's full arm bra only. Oh boy, is it getting hot in here? Anyone else getting warmer? Oh boy...
We all love the simple things in life. A cool breeze on a hot day, sheets fresh out of the dryer, and a hint of Bella Hadid's nipple. Yep, it's these small things that really remind you what a wonderful time it is to be alive.
Look, these pictures of Charlotte McKinney are awesome, they really are. She looks amazing completely nude while holding a bunch of flowers, but if I'm being honest here, all I can think about is the fact soon we will get to see Charlotte McKinney's unobstructed boobs.
Look, we are all thinking the same damn thing, so we might as well put all our cards on the table. Britney Spears needs to just go ahead and go topless. This topless-ish Instagram post is just one more reminder that the sooner we see Britney Spears' amazing boobs, the better the entire world will be.
We all know that Nina Agdal has one of the most incredible bodies around. One might even go so far as to say her body is truly a work of art. Well, to that person, I say, you are correct sir. Now we have photographic proof that Nina Agdal's body can stand up against one of the greatest pieces of art ever.
The phrase “close, but no cigar” can be traced back to the 19th century carnivals, where if you won a prize it was often a cigar. So when you didn’t win they would say – “Close, but no cigar!” So it's the same sentiment as when you read a headline like “Ashley Graham Poses Completely Naked” only to learn that Ashley Graham, while technically naked, is covering everything up.
Tuesday is one of those days I don’t think many of us care about. It’s the second day of the workweek (for most), so nothing big typically happens. Tuesday’s are all about getting through the day because we are one day closer to the weekend. Yeah, Tuesdays are pretty boring, unless you are Willa Holland. If you are Willa Holland, you hang out on the hood of a car topless.
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