Tag Archives: Argentina

Real Musicians Don’t Care About Boob Slips. Right, Laura Miller?

Laura Miller is an Argentine pop star who’s been making music since the late ’80s, and by now she’s well aware that accidents can show up at any second and in front of any audience. Case in point, her tanktop couldn’t support her big breasts while simultaneously enduring the sweet motions of her microphone arm, and lo, a titty popped forth!

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Grupo Sitcom’s Photos Are Fun, Spontaneous, And Unabashedly Nasty

Noe Fois and Max Letcher are Grupo Sitcom, an Argentinian photography duo that deserve some quality time with your eyeballs. Their mission statement is a tad confusing to us, but even if you don’t speak artist, you can tell that they’re not just playing with the erotic for its own sake, but to push the viewer to a special place, time, and emotional state. Regardless of where you get pushed, you’re going to love their work.

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When Will Maxim Give Us The Busty Harness-Wearing Babes We Deserve?

Follow-up question: why is it that the name Jessica becomes a dozen times sexier when you spell it Jesica, as in Jesica Herenu? Are we suckers for a strangely-spelled name, or are we attracted to the economy of her lettering? Could this have something to do with the fact that Jesica’s boobs are looking a little sensitive and strangled in that harness of hers? Signs point to yes.

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Damn Clothing Always Getting In The Way, Preventing Cunnilingus

Dolores Fonzi (that’s her real name and it rules) has some fears and anxieties about her quiet, domestic life, but if there’s one thing she’s not stressed about, it’s her husband’s oral skills. That man is dying to get his mouth on her pussy, and we love his passion, but he needs to calm down and deal with her pants first.

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Martina Gusman Is Back, On Her Back, And Showing Off Her Front

Martina Gusman first caught our attention when we saw “Carancho” and noticed that she was both executive producer and executive boob-exposer in the credits. You might be wondering what kind of title executive boob-exposer is; well, it’s a title we made up in order to let you know that Martina Gusman exposed her boobs in that film. They were beautiful, and now we get to see them again in “Elefante Blanco.”

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Reality Shows Inevitably Lead To Playboy

Actually, that only seems to be the case for non-American reality TV (Joanna Krupa was the exception). But seriously, reality shows from other countries that involve dancing are like gateway drugs for showing up naked in lads’ mags.

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Victoria Xipolitakis Is A Proponent Of Naked Bad-Assery

She’s channeling her inner rocker chick, and it feels right. We’re not sure if Victoria really knows how to play the electric guitar… But when you’re using the headstock as a teeny-tiny pussy cover, well, power chord skills are basically irrelevant.

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A Topless Argentinian Babe With A Penchant For Threesomes

Hola, Lucia Hansen! We’re thankful for our few years of Spanish class because that allowed us to decipher that you enjoy having relations with other ladies, as well as in bi trios. ¡Nos gusta!

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One Day You’re Airport Security, The Next Day You’re Naked In Magazines Everywhere

You probably already know the story of Maria Del Lujan Telpuk, the airport security agent who found a suitcase full of money and inadvertently foiled an Argentinian election rigging, but we honestly can’t get over how cool her story is, and we feel it deserves revisiting. Also worthy of revisiting: her rockin’ bod.

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Rocio Gancedo

Rocio Gancedo’s Top vs. The Ocean: Ocean Wins

We love getting a little frisky in the briny deep… but it’s not often the surf reciprocates. This time, however, it decided to pull some antics with Big Brother contestant Rocio Gancedo — and ended up with boobies flying free! Rocio doesn’t seem all too upset about it either, which

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Random Hotties Trump Scandalous Celebrities In Playboy Every Time

Random Hotties Trump Scandalous Celebrities In Playboy Every Time

This is Micaela Breque and we have no idea who she is or why she was selected to appear naked in Playboy Argentina’s latest issue, however, these pictures blow Lindsay Lohan’s out of the water and they probably didn’t cost Playboy Argentina one million dollars. Just sayin’. The way we

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Join Jimena and Gabriela

Join Jimena and Gabriela’s Sleepover For Hombre Argentina

No pillow fights, though. Maybe some topless tag, or a crazy straw. It’s cool, though. We’ll take that trade, as long as there’s truth or dare or Seven Minutes In Heaven later on. If this is truly what happens at glamour model sleepovers, we’re more determined than ever to get

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Let’s All Stop And Stare At Rocio Gancedo

Because whoa, she’s really fucking hot. Not like pretty hot because she’s attractive and topless, but like we stopped and stared, and we almost never stop and stare. We just stare, while doing other stuff. She kind of looks like a lot of people we’d like to see naked (more),

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Leonela And Paula Make A Sexy Yin-Yang

Leonela And Paula Make A Sexy Yin-Yang

We’ve seen Leonela Ahumada before, and ruminated on the fakeness of her breasts before (we are indifferent about whether or not they are, by the way), but we’ve never seen her like this: pressed up against another naked woman. We like her this way. And Paula Ferrari, too. They’re light

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Andrea Rincon Needs No Props, Nor An Introduction

Andrea Rincon Needs No Props, Nor An Introduction

Andrea Rincon is a favorite of Maxim Argentina (and of ours) and it’s quite easy to see why. Aside from being the “best breasts of Argentina,” she may very well be the best ass, face, and, well, we can’t speak for her pussy, but we’d put money on it being

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Pilar Montenegro Is Someone To Cry For

Pilar Montenegro Is Someone To Cry For

Smoldering at us from the pages of Playboy Argentina, we’re pretty sure Pilar Montenegro would be a great cause to cry for. We would certainly be moved to tears if we got the chance to see her naked in person. But for now, dry your eyes and peruse these fantastic

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Game Show Host/Nude Model (Allegedly) Appears Nude In Leaked Photos

Game Show Host/Nude Model (Allegedly) Appears Nude In Leaked Photos

Sure, you’ve seen Noelia Marzol topless before. But those photos were posed, professional photos—and, more importantly, she was covered in mud. New photos that have been leaked online (allegedly) depict Ms. Marzol casually relaxing in the tub, completely scrubbed free of any mud whatsoever (so naughty!). It may not have

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A Second, High-Resolution Look At Silvina Luna

A Second, High-Resolution Look At Silvina Luna’s Sex Tape

Our first glimpse at Silvina Luna’s bottle and cock chugging romp in an orchard (or is that a decrepit vineyard?) was super hot, but a tad grainy. But no more! Now we have a video so crisp and sharp that you can read the label in Silvina’s hand. Or, more

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Say Hello To Argentine Model/Actress Silvina Luna...And Her Sex Tape

Say Hello To Argentine Model/Actress Silvina Luna…And Her Sex Tape

We are sad to say that we are only just now learning of the glory that is Silvina Luna. But if we have to discover a South American model/actress years into her career, making that discovery via a video of her stripping and engaging in carnal acts in an orchard—well,

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Argentinian Maxim Calls Fly Honeys "Greek Tragedies"

Argentinian Maxim Calls Fly Honeys "Greek Tragedies"

We’re sure there’s some nifty context that would explain why they’re being described this way, but damn, that’s pretty harsh. Maybe the tragedy is that they’re sisters and therefore cannot hook up with each other. Still, that’s no less strange of a critique, Maxim Argentina. If some Spanish-speaking savior would

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