"Bitter Sweet": Underwear Models And the Women Who Love Them 20130809bitter 11 web

Xander Corvus is an underwear model on fire. Can Zoey Monroe reel him in and tame him as her own? Or will she give up on love and go to New York? Joke's on you, Lady: No one lives in New York anymore!

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Why Even Non-Foot-Fetishists Wouldn't Kick "Foot Prints" Out of Bed 20130806foot 13 web

I am not a foot fetishist but that doesn't stop me from wanting all porn movies to be more like the feetastic "Foot Prints."

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You May Be A "Nymphomaniac," Megan Coxxx, But We Trust You Because You're British 20130729mc 08 web

On her first trip to America, long-legged British vixen Megan Coxxx makes one thing clear. "I may be beautiful," she says, "but I'm a dirty fucking bitch."

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Luckily For Evil Angel, "The Best of Belladonna" Can't Possibly Fit On Just Two DVDs 20130801bella bella09 web

What's great about this 2-disc compilation is that it cannot possibly be the best of Belladonna. She has had too profound an effect on the porn business to reduce her greatest hits to ten scenes. Still, this collection would make future archaeologists declare "Yes, I get it. I get Belladonna."

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"The Devil's Gang Bang" Finds Lisa Ann And Chanel Preston Battling Angels And Semen 20130801devil 04 web

Like "The Devil in Miss Jones" but with much bigger tits and less hair, the high-concept "Devil's Gang Bang" makes us question both our faith and our pants.

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Can Lea Lexis Still Be America's Sweetheart Even If She's Romanian? 20130731raw 05 web

(I say Yes.)

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Casey Calvert Is "Bound By Desire," And Perhaps By Her Agreement To Appear in This Movie 20130730smash 03 web

Tiny Casey Calvert balks at the commands her master, Richie Calhoun, gives her. She balks, of course, because the things people in bondage movies ask of other human beings are often insane.

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Milves in Training: "Pregnant in Prague"

While it's true that "Pregnant in Prague" is so gauzy celebration of impending motherhood, there is a lot of care taken in this movie to make the performers look good, and the sex is sexy, not porny, as befitting their delicate station.

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Cassandra Nix And Madelyn Monroe Will Always Remember Their "Prom Night" With Those Nice Madisons 20130729km 11 web

I don't care if two 19-year-old prom queens just got fucked by a married couple twice their age prior to their date showing up; "Prom Night" is just plain wholesome.

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Truth in Advertising: "Everybody Loves Kagney Linn Karter" 20130725klk 05 web

Someone built like Kagney Linn Karter (and yes, there is construction involved) can do no wrong, porn-wise, yet the KLK is such a hard worker that she stretches what could have been a successful one-note career into a delightful series of vampy, corny, sweet, and dirty roles.

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Who Are You To Leave "Code of Honor" Behind? 20130719code 31 web

Digital Playground's latest blockbuster is a sprawling epic of drugs, kidnapping, and pornography, in which a crack team of retired crimefighters led by Jesse Jane must adhere to their "Code of Honor" and regroup to liberate kidnapped comrade Selena Rose.

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The Moral? If You Blow Bubbles Off Alyssa Branch's Ass, She Will Let You Come Inside Her 20130716alyssa 02 web

In "Internal Injections 9," the Porno-Indistrial Complex teaches us that the greatest porn parody is when adult performers ejaculate inside each other like civilians.

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Don't Change A Thing, Mellanie Monroe And Dayna Vendetta: Because "Lex Likes 'Em Thick" 20130706lex 04 web

As Mellanie Monroe and Dayna Vendetta amiably squeeze into their whorewear for Lexington Steele's "Lex Likes 'Em Thick," we realize, yet again, that we are in full agreement with Lex.

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Bibi Noel: If You Must Have A "Japanese Invasion," Bring A Hungarian 20130707bibi 08 web

"We found this 18 years old girl, Bibi from Budapest. She studies classical study at university now. She looks very smart but she always have fantasies in her mind. She fucks with her boyfriend everyday."

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Manuela Amorin Wins "Miss Big Ass Brazil" In A Come-From-Behind Victory 20130716amorin 09 web

She has the type of ass you like to slap because it is aesthetically-pleasing—and maybe even a compulsion—to do so. Among friends, of course.

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