Thanks to “True Blood”, at this point we’re all pretty damned used to seeing Anna Paquin both naked and fucking and covered in blood. In “Margaret”, the blood is not from some supernatural shenanigans, but the bus crash on which the plot hinges.
Unfortunately, the threesome really was only a dream. But we’re sure that the image of Bill and Eric hissing at each other before chomping down on either side of Sookie’s neck is just the first course of this prix fixe menu of friskiness. And how about this unexpected (yet so
We all know that vampire blood is an awesome aphrodisiac/hallucinogenic, but we had no idea it was a portal to Narnia. Apparently, neither did they! Sookie asks, “Why is there a bed?” Silly question, Sookie. We’ve been waiting for another fantastic sex world ever since Amy Burley (Lizzy Caplan) got
On last week’s “True Blood,” Sookie and Eric finally had sex, which was awesome. But they had to do it in the woods, and only in missionary, so we feel like they didn’t get to enjoy themselves. This week, however… It’s a sex montage! This means they really like each
Finally! We don’t even know what to say. This has been so long in the making that we can’t even think of anything snarky to say. We guess this means you can stop watching “True Blood” entirely, you Alexander Skarsgård fans you. It’s so good. First they’re about to do
We’d come up with some clever headline, but do you really need it? Anna Paquin’s panties are enough to sell themselves, people. (Or should be. If they aren’t, we don’t know what to tell you…except, perhaps, please seek help.) (Taxi Driver Movie)
You must really love us, “True Blood.” Why else would you include some Anna Paquin sideboob and a topless lesbian love scene with Rutina Wesley? Because it all neatly ties into the plot? Pfft. Come on, HBO. We know better. The phrase “necessary nudity” is like “compassionate conservatism,” it sounds
Dear HBO, please tell us that this upcoming season of “True Blood” will be every bit as naked, naughty, and steamy as the last three seasons have been. Let’s remember some of the best times we’ve had ogling vampire/fairy/whatever bodies. We suppose those of you who’ve read the Charlaine Harris
When “True Blood” is in session, the airwaves are flooded with Anna Paquin’s supernatural sexiness. But what are we to do during the show’s lengthy off season? Worry not: Anna Paquin’s got us covered. (taxidrivermovie.com)
If you think there’s nothing sexy about a vampire and a [whatever Sookie is] getting frisky while washing off their bloody bodies in the shower, then you clearly didn’t watch last night’s “True Blood.” You know what they say: the best thing about getting dirty together is getting clean together.
Oh Sookie…try as you might, you just can’t quit Bill, can you? Your life may be in danger, your world may constantly be on the brink of falling apart…but at the end of the day, whose arms are you in? Not that we’re judging you—or even complaining. Hell, we’ve done
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And speaking of what we’ll be watching this summer…check out this brief clip from “True Blood”‘s third season. It’s not much…but it does have Anna Paquin in her underwear. (True Blood)
It’s far too hot to go outside anymore. Luckily, your summer will be blessed by new seasons of shows that are absolutely jam-packed with warnings of “Adult Content”, “Adult Situations”, and of course, “Nudity”! So if you’re looking for a way to beat the heat, take our advice. Stay inside,
In less than two weeks, “True Blood” will be back on the air, and we’ll be back to our regular summer schedule of seeing Anna Paquin’s boobs on a near weekly basis (or so we hope). But until then, this glimpse of Anna’s nipple—shot while she was out engaging in
Good news for those with sapphic Anna Paquin fantasies: she’s bi.
Though we’re 99.999% sure that this isn’t Anna Paquin, we gotta admit that it does look a whole lot like her. Does anyone out there in Fleshbotland know who this is (or if it’s just a really good Photoshop)? Cause man, if this girl is still working…we’ve definitely found the
It was Anna Paquin who first ignited our interest in vampirerotidrama “True Blood.” Well, Anna Paquin and her lovely breasts, at least (isn’t that usually how it goes around here?). So it was somewhat upsetting to see Anna’s breasts go on hiatus for a few weeks. Were they being taken
If an episode of “True Blood” airs, and Anna Paquin doesn’t go topless, are we really watching “True Blood”? Thankfully, we didn’t have to answer that question this week: Anna Paquin’s assets were on display once more. · True Blood (hbo.com)
At long last, the wait is finally over: “True Blood” has returned; and with it, plenty of (totally justified) celebrity nudity. Season Two’s first episode aired last night, with beautiful shots of Anna Paquin‘s naked body fleshing out the storyline. (Get it? Fleshing out? Get it?) If this is any
