It might not be the traditional choice, but it holds the audience quite well, gives them the same number of goosebumps, and won’t give them the nightmares the ghost stories usually produce. If someone hears a raccoon rustling through the garbage, they won’t mistake it for a murderer with a rusty hook hand, they’ll think it’s just Aleksa Nicole looking for a dick to suck–she’s the Tooth Fairy of deep tissue massages!

You know how some realtors bake cookies to lure buyers? Well, Jesse Jane has sex with them. SOLD!

There they are, jiggling by the hands of babes, joggling by the fervid thrusts of rock-hard cocks in muff and ass, swimming across our vision like beautiful, bouncing suns. It’s heaven, we tell ya. And here’s a fun mission for you — can you identify each lady behind the boobielicious bounty pictured above?

Poor Erik Everhard can’t seem to score with a babe; not one gosh darn cutie will touch his penis! And he’s so tired of watching his roommate, Manuel Ferrara, have anal sex with girls on the regular. So, he gets set up on a blind date with Selena Rose. That should cure what ails him! Or will it?

Real estate is a rough business by itself, so imagine how complicated and stressful it becomes when you’re banging every other person in your agency. This is the struggle that Jesse Jane faces: she tries to sell houses, and though she may not realize it, she’s also trying to sell herself to a special someone. Oh, Jesse, soon you will learn that you can’t hold open houses in your heart (or your pussy).

You ever hear those stories about moms suddenly having the strength to lift huge cars in order to save their kids? That pretty much sums up the wonderful anus Skin Diamond was blessed with.

“My neeples are so ‘ard,” says delightful Frenchwoman Anissa Kate in the 2-disc POV fellatiorama “Suck It Dry 10.” But if that surprised her, it’s nothing compared to what happens at the end of the scene.

How can anyone look at this picture of Bridgette B. simultaneously titfucking and sucking a cock and not get excited? “Nope, sorry, that’s not for me,” say the Negative Nancies of the world, who go home and have nightmares about busty women destroying skyscrapers with their tits. Such a silly fear! If these ladies wanted to bring the world to its knees, they would’ve done it already.

Depraved British director Tanya Hyde whisks us back to Edwardian England for a three-way involving a paralyzed safari-going lord, his African manservant, and juicy maid Anissa Kate.

Does possession of a hard hat and yellow safety vest and proximity to a backhoe make one a busty construction chick? No: you also need big boobs.

It is like watching a sex clown. The impressively constructed French pornstress Anissa Kate sits spread-legged in an outfit designed like a 14-year-old’s MySpace page and sucking the life out of a lollipop.