After the first “Black Anal Addiction” film hit stores, Mike Adriano’s family staged an intervention to address his addiction to eating black anuses. After that, a battalion of Mike’s fans staged an intervention on Mike’s family to ask them not to intervene with Mike’s way of life. Call us enablers if you must, we prefer to think of ourselves as conservationists and anthropologists (and black anal addicts by proxy).
Skin Diamond. Ana Foxxx. Leilani Leeane. These three ladies could really be doing anything together and we’d probably plotz. Even if they were, you know, doing some light housework, jumping double dutch, or helping each other with math homework we’d probably plotz. Lord only knows what would happen if they were tandem-licking our cock! Although, we guess we’d probably come. That seems like it would be the appropriate reaction. But who knows? These chicks make people do crazy things. We might climb the ceilings and do some backflips or other things we’ve never done. They just bring it out of you.
By our count, Ana Foxxx is the least experienced pornstar to appear in one of Elegant Angel’s “Porn’s Top Black Models” films, and that alone is worth some serious props. She’s also received nominations from AVN and UrbanX–not bad for somebody who’s only been working that booty for about a year in the industry!
March Madness is over, baseball is about to start, and we couldn’t care less about either of those because we’re busy watching the only athletic display that matters anymore: Sport Fucking. No refs, no sponsors, no steroids, no nonsense. It’s just the game, some genitals, and us spectators. Doesn’t it feel good to get back to basics?
Low energy? Feeling depressed? Why not try an exercise regimen that doesn’t lose fat, but instead accentuates it by making it bounce around joyfully? You need ass clapping in your life, and we have ten hot pornstars here to show you how it’s done. Loosen your legs up and play along at home!
You know how each and every human has their special unique scent? Well, we’ve always believed that everyone gives off a unique body heat as well. Some people feel warm like the sun, some feel warm like a hot bath, and others produce more acrid and acidic heats. We don’t know if there’s an ethnicity-wide warmth that qualifies as “Black Heat,” but if there is, it’s right here. Will it come through on camera? We’re about to find out.
While a wild-eyed and committed Kimberly Kane holds the pornographically well-made but otherwise narratively flawed “Expendables XXX” together, this 3-D parody really does add a dimension missing from the original.
L.T. is back with a third offering of the finest black babes that the adult industry has ever seen, and as usual, he’s banging them all himself. We’re can’t even pretend like we’re not jealous. How could you not want to be him? Sierra Banxxx, Ana Foxxx, and Leilani Leeane parade on and off his pecker, and the world gets to watch and they all get paid.
The gauzy cinematography and Kenny G-lite (that’s right: imagine Kenny G but lite) soundtrack might suggest a different title than “Finger Lickin’ Girlfriends,” but Whatever.
