Few things in life are ever certain. I believe that saying that the only certain things in life are death and taxes. While that might be true, there is one more thing that is for sure: Every year, someone new will get nude of the big screen or the small screen. Let's take a few moments and celebrate the best of all certainties and count down the Top Ten Nude Debuts of 2017!
Normally when someone puts their pet in a costume, I find my eyes are rolling so hard they almost fall out of my head. And when someone does something like dress a dog as a hot dog, that's just the dumbest thing in the world. The only exception for this is if the dog dressed as a hot dog is next to a topless Amy Schumer in a thong. Then it's not only acceptable, it's preferred.
TV nudity came through this week in a big way, thanks to a hot, slightly Sapphic, orgasmic threesome in Insecure and the return of Jessica's absolutely beautiful booty in The Sinner.
I was ready to hit my local movie theater the moment after I heard Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn were going to be in a movie together (Snatched, which is set for release on May 12th), but now there's even more a reason to grab that $20 popcorn and $15 soda because Amy Schumer is going topless in the movie. Yes, you heard me correctly, we are going to get to see Amy Schumer's boobs.
It's been well documented that Amy Schumer is rather good at making us laugh and also being kind of sexy when she does it. Humor is such a turn on for a lot of people (myself included), but it's a whole other ballgame when Amy Schumer just wants to be sexy. I mean, damn, she looks good in a white, low-cut bathing suit, surrounded by water.
Whether you are a fan of America's Pastime or not, no doubt you are a little caught up in the history that was made last night. Yes, the lovable losers - otherwise known as the Chicago Cubs - ended a 108-year drought and won the World Series. We too got all caught up in this moment and thought, what better way to celebrate the Chicago Cubs, the World Series, and the game of baseball than by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Who Love Baseball.
Okay, everyone, I’m going to have to have an honest moment with all of you. When I first glanced at this black and white Instagram post of a beautiful blonde woman lounging in only her undies, I wondered which famous model it was a picture of. Then I looked at the name of the account holder, Amy Schumer. All I can say is Damn, Amy Schumer. Damn.
As much as I would like to ramble on and on about how Amy Schumer is hot because funny women are really hot and all that jazz, I find myself a little on the tongue-tied side because this British GQ spread is just too damn sexy for me to joke around about.
It has been said that those born in the 6th month of the year (that would be June) are very sociable, have quite the sense of humor, and often are rather talkative. I don't know if I can personally say that everyone born in June has those qualities, but one thing is for sure: There are way too many beautiful people that were born in June.
There are two things I would like to point out about this Amy Schumer Instagram post. One: It appears that Amy Schumer has a lower back tattoo, or as it is known, a “tramp stamp.” And two: I don’t know if that’s a shadow or if we can see Amy Schumer’s bush.
It's been called the feminist pinup calendar by some, a political statement by others, and a blatant money grab by many more, but one thing is undeniable: Pirelli's 2016 calendar is empowering women. And it's not just because it's putting some clothes on them.
If you are a fan of Amy Schumer—and let’s be honest if you aren’t a fan of Amy Schumer then maybe you should re-think that decision—you know that she’s making lots of jokes about how everyone is into her ass these days. Well, I have a strong feeling that’s about to change thanks to a reminder of how sweet her cleavage is.
They say that as you get older, it becomes harder to make friends. You get set in your ways, your social circle gets smaller, and striking up a conversation with the person behind you in line to get coffee is something we all look to avoid as we get older. When I learned that Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence are not only friends, but they went on vacation together, I couldn’t help but be happy for them. I really, really want this friendship to continue to grow.
As if being both hot and utterly hilarious just isn't enough, why not take a couple of smokin' hot Star Wars themed photos and put a light saber or two in your mouth? Amy Schumers new GQ spread might be a little bit nerdy, but nerdy and dirty is just something we can't help but love!
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