We’re not joking, neither. Our hearts skipped a handful of beats when we saw Tori Black pop-up in two scenes in this film. Not one scene, two! However, we don’t want you asking yourself, “How long ago were these scenes made?” Instead, ask yourself, “How long until I recover from watching these scenes?” You’re going to be a little bedridden.
Really, Jynx Maze, Amy Brooke, Jada Stevens, and Lily Carter, where do you get the nerve? Just because you’re telling us to do the exact thing we all want to do and think about all the time everyday doesn’t mean you get to be crude about it. Etiquette is everything–including an aphrodisiac–and that’s why we hope everyone will sign our petition to rename this movie “Please Pump My Ass Full of Cum, Thank You, and How Was Your Day 3.”
Alexis
Texas is my Platonic Ideal of porn stars; her weight is refreshing, and her knees are dirty.
We know that going all out in a rollicking ass fuck can be a tiring endeavor. But that’s why it’s great to have friends who are ready to step in and lend a hand (or dong) to the effort of making sure Amy Brooke’s ass doesn’t go unoccupied. Because that would be a tragedy of the first degree.
Picture it: a hot young ranger has been staking out an enemy camp for days, she’s low on food and water, and she still has to get in there and neutralize the general…with her ass. Not everybody is cut out for this kind of life, but some certainly are. They are the few, the proud, the well-lubricated, and with the help of a squad of roughneck rump wranglers, these young pornstars will have their patoots pounded into battle-ready booties.
Don’t get us wrong; all these women look great in booty shorts, and we even appreciate that they manage to fuck in them. But we want to see booty shorts worn inappropriately at a christening, not in a controlled porn environment.
It seems like just yesterday we were decrying the use of “massacre” to describe what Mandingo’s penis does to people. Now that we’re on the fourth installment of this series, the title almost seems quaint! Finally, we can focus on what really matters: analyzing the ways in which Mandingo’s mighty member pleases pornstars.
Everybody knows that Elvis Presley purchased Graceland in order to find a little piece of country quiet and tranquility, but not many people know about the other huge property he owned. It’s a wild place where he threw crazy parties with big booty belles, and no one in his family ever knew about it. This place was called “Gapeland,” and Elvis kept it all to himself.
Petroleum products have a fascinating number of uses, but none are as noble and necessary as the polishing of pornstars. Glistening naked people? Why, that’s our bread and butter! Honestly, there are some days when we simply cannot bring ourselves to look at a couple of people banging unless they have been drenched with baby oil and shine like dragon scales.
We know you’ve been counting down the days until “All Internal” finally turns eighteen, and now that it’s here, you can finally enjoy the sight of these six girls getting filled with cream in a sexual way. Finally, you don’t have to pretend to be an anthropologist!
“I’m not embarrassed that I got fucked by a bunch of frat boys on a pool table and then drank their come out of a cup on camera,” someone once told me. “But I am mortified that I was in that shitty [name redacted] parody.”
It’s the little things that set the blowjob artists apart from mere blowjob enthusiasts. Truly great cock sucking involves little twists where you don’t expect them, and though they can cause some strain on the neck, they’re worth it. For example, this little head tilt seen here has secured Amy
We’ve been eagerly awaiting Bobbi Starr’s directorial debut since—well, since the day we met her. We’ve long suspected that this phenomenal performer—and brilliant and talented woman—would prove to be an equally phenomenal director; now that we’ve seen “Bobbi’s World,” we’re pleased to say that we were right. Bobbi’s World Studio:
Gather round cougars and we shall tell/of a mythical penis by the name of Diesel/he loves all the ladies but he doesn’t ask/why that one creepy husband is wearing that mask. Honestly, who said that mask was ok to wear on set? We were so disturbed that we didn’t even
We’d tell you about the other stuff that goes on in this movie, but the box cover says it all: “Time to clean out the asspipes!” Don’t fret, friends, life isn’t all about asspipes and cleaning! You know what they say: all work and no play makes James Deen show
Let’s be clear about this from the start: there is no real, empirical evidence to suggest that giving handjobs actually prevents carpal tunnel. Getting one from a hot chick might help you forget about the pain though. When we first received news that Porno Dan and the dastardly crew over
