There is so much we love about this trailer. Polaroids! A dirty scavenger hunt! On bikes! Cute sundresses! Rubber bike tube bondage teasing! Finger-banging! Some good old fashioned intercourse after a lot of teasing! And blowjobs…This is one of the great blowjob teases we’ve seen in a while. The delightfully pink-ringletted and luscious femme Poppy Cox really really really wants that cock in her mouth. Just lookit the hungry glazed gaze in her eyes!
If we hadn’t already Nirvana and Suicidal Tendencies and Municipal Waste in 1991, we would really, really like them now. Ain’t it funny how yesterday’s thing you did to piss off the establishment is today’s thing to jerk off to?
One of the many things we love about Igor is that he’s such a good guy, he puts gorgeous models at ease enough that we can see them at their realest and cutest. It’s like we get to see giggly grown-up ladies having the best slumber party ever. They don’t even need anyone to dare them to get sexy with each other – they just go for it!
Ever get the feeling a pin-up girl was made in a lab just for you? We know we’ve sung Rebecca’s praises before – her purple hair, her mad style, her badass tattoos, her sleek bod and soft luscious curves, her big doe eyes – but this set really takes the cake. Rebecca is bangin’, goofy, and seems really at home in her body.Come to think of it, if that body was where you lived, you might feel right at home in it, too.
Rebecca Crows is so impressive. She clearly took this photoset of herself, which makes her extremely empowered besides adorable and fuckable.
In addition to these facts, we know Rebecca loves snacks. Potato chips, Kool-Aid (in a wine glass – classy!), and doughnuts? All this AND those dirty pillows and fantastic ass and really excellent purple hair and glittery makeup? Rebecca, now that we know so much about you, we can assess that you are our perfect girlfriend and we’d like to get a joint bank account as soon as possible.
Actually, cats give Igor the sniffles, and some were in the room with he and Krissie while this shoot went down, so our homie had to do the entire shoot in ten minutes before his sinuses burst. We suspect the whole “I’m allergic to cats” thing was just the excuse he gave for Krissie’s pretty titties making him all emotional.
A teaching moment for all you readers out there. “Pervertible” refers not just to impressionable young potential sex fiends. A Pervertable is an ordinary object around your home that you can convert into a sex toy with just a little imagination! Think about it. You know you want to. Zucchini. Slabs of red meat. Hairbrushes. Hot tub jets. A nice hot powerful shower head is a favorite for many many folks. In this video, slender androgynous alt queer babe Erin shows that she’s oh so familiar with her bathtime possibilities.
We don’t know much about Cherry Crush. She emailed us a few days ago like, “Yo, s’up with it,” then followed up with a bunch of links and pictures, and that was that, we were hooked. She’s absurdly cute, perfectly nasty, and unbeknownst to us, she’s already been blowing up online. Isn’t it about time you got acquainted with Cherry?
What’s in a name? Lots of things. When your last name is Fox and your first name has an Æ in it, you’re pretty much destined to be a mysterious and powerful babe. Such is the fate that has befallen Aemelia Fox, who kindly let Front Magazine into her room to take pictures of her slipping out of her underwear.
Is there anything more alluring than a girl who will rock your world and then talk comic books with you after? What’s that you say? Just because she’s got those panties on doesn’t mean she actually likes or appreciates comics? Oh ye of little faith! Give this babe the benefit of the doubt! Lots of sexy alt broads know their Marvel from their DC. Trust us, we collect them!
As our lovely and talented guest editor Courtney Trouble mentioned earlier today, NoFauxxx/Indie Porn Revolution has been around for ten wonderful years. We thought we’d take this opportunity to answer a question we’re often asked, a question we like to ask ourselves from time to time: what is indie porn?
What makes a woman worthy of the title of Bizarre Magazine Cover Star? Well, aside from being delightfully alt (and, well, straight up delightful), Amie happens to be a woman who describes her scent as “Halle Berry perfume mixed with rubber and lube,” or as we like to call it,
A few months ago, we got a peek at the delicious Skin Diamond and Asphyxia Noir in the video for Diplo and Datsik’s “Pick Your Poison.” Well, now the track is finally for sale…and if you need a reminder as to how awesome it is, we’ve got the (painfully sexy)
Let’s just be clear: “Joanna Angel Exposed” is awesome. There’s pretty much no porn star’s home life I’d rather see than Joanna Angel’s. The woman, aside from being wildly hot, successful, and hilarious, has dated James Deen. Meaning that she probably has sex with him on a more-than-daily basis, and
Following in the footsteps of Zach Galifinakis, Robert Downey, Jr., and Jaleel White, Skin Diamond and Asphyxia Noir provide the looks (and lip synching) for Diplo & Datsik’s “Pick Your Poison” music video. So far we’ve only seen the clean version (above), but we hear tell that there’s a naughty
My review of No Fauxxx, Courtney Trouble’s awesome indie porn site, is long, long, long overdue. Not only is Courtney herself an incredible performer who also makes films and does things like direct chapter one of “Valencia: The Movie,” she’s created a site that offers girls like me (and, presumably,
Our love for permanent body art is well-documented here at Fleshbot, and we’re not stopping at Burning Angel and April Flores. We love tattoos on amateurs as well, because there’s nothing hotter than a girl with some ink, whether it’s a full-on sleeve or a single stamp of the tramp