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There’s No Escape From “Exit Holes 2″

If you couldn’t read English, you might assume from the boxcover of “Exit Holes 2″ that it was your standard Porn Lesbian movie featuring healthy pole dancers who hunt the Lickalotapuss now and then. But Oh My God.

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Ally Ann (Suze)

 

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Dirty Harry At Play In The Fields Of "Tara Lynn Foxx: Cock Star"

Dirty Harry At Play In The Fields Of "Tara Lynn Foxx: Cock Star"

Tara Lynn Foxx has the air of a beach bunny or former volleyball captain, making her a great and vaguely sullen foil for the Creep Prince of Porn, Dirty Harry. Another installment of JM’s “Cock Star” series comes out when a performer-in this case, Tara Lynn Foxx joins the storied

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Ally Ann Defrauded, Deflowered By "The Sybian Scam"

Ally Ann Defrauded, Deflowered By "The Sybian Scam"

Ally Ann’s duplicitous personal trainer suggests a device that facilitates “a pleasurable workout, but it does most of the work for you.” Then he leaves the room so that she may figure out the intriguing attachments. I like this collection of scenes from Bluebird Films because it is a novel

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Schoolgirls In Disgrace: "Teen-Stravaganza 10"

Schoolgirls In Disgrace: "Teen-Stravaganza 10"

While I don’t believe violent videogames make violent people, and have never let Black Sabbath influence my devil-worship one way or the other, we need to be realistic about 18-year-old women in schoolgirl uniforms: they’re whores. Isis Taylor and Ally Ann each sport a similar (if not the same, dry-cleaned)

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Why Do Good Dicks Always Happen To "Bad Girls 6"?

Why Do Good Dicks Always Happen To "Bad Girls 6"?

Can you believe “Bad Girls 6″ is already here? It seems like we were just freaking out about Stoya’s double penetration scene in “Bad Girls 5,” and now she’s doing interracial with Mr. Marcus. Can we please slow down the pace of our dreams coming true? We’d like to savor

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Barely Legal Beauties Salvage Point of View In Volume 8 / barely legal

Barely Legal Beauties Salvage Point of View In Volume 8

POV movies are mostly shot these days so that the “director” can get hot chicks to fuck him. That’s no big secret. “Barely Legal POV #8″ is no exception. It’s only redeemable due to the cute cast. Guys who create POV movies and call themselves directors remind us of the

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Kita Zen, Amia, And Friends Enchant Us "Barely Legal Babysitters 2"

Kita Zen, Amia, And Friends Enchant Us "Barely Legal Babysitters 2"

Despite our usual occupational duties, it is a rare pleasure to say that a legal teen movie has captured our full attention and left us begging for more. Luckily, “Barely Legal Babysitters 2″ has just the right stuff. Oh, Kita Zen. To say that you have awakened a sleeping hunger

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It’s Sort Of All Right, Cuz It’s "This Ain

It’s Sort Of All Right, Cuz It’s "This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX"

We heard they originally wanted to do “This Ain’t For Whom The Bell Tolls XXX,” but no one will finance a porn with Francisco Franco in it. This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX Studio: Hustler Video Director: Axel Braun Cast: Misty Stone, Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, April

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“Barely Legal” Overloads With “Brand Spanking New”

It was nearly a full year ago that Alex De Large directed the Barely Legal sub niche “Brand Spanking New,” but the results are just as prurient today, when it is being released, as they were then. We’re not entirely sure why Barely Legal wouldn’t be enough on its own.

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“Don’t Cum Inside Me 3″ Revives The Lost Art Of The Surprise Cream Pie

Despite promoting socially irresponsible behavior and worse, justifying premature ejaculation, there is still something deeply sexy about watching a freshly churned load of fuck butter drool out of the bright pink insides of a properly serviced young tart. You would think in this day and age that sexually active young

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Hustler Continues To Frighten Hot Chicks With Penis

Just when you thought it was safe to walk around bragging about the size of your unit again, Hustler goes and releases their sequel to “Scary Big Dicks” and ruins everything. Our erotic Halloween costume is now ruined! Even more surprising than the fact that it’s not named “Scary Big

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Ally Ann (Suze.net)

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John Madden’s Penis Delightfully Absent From “Not Monday Night Football XXX”

Perhaps XPlay was concerned about offending fans? We personally would’ve been stoked to finally see Howard Cosell’s little monkey. Not Monday Night Football XXX Studio: XPlay Director: Will Ryder Cast: Angelina Armani, Lela Star, Sarah Vandella, Layla Rivera, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Alyssa Reece, Topanga Fox,

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Class Is In Session: “This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX”

Summer’s done, and school’s back in session—and come October 6, the kids of Bayside High will be back for some very naughty adventures, courtesy of Hustler’s “This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX.” Though the trailer doesn’t give away much of the plot, we’ve heard rumors that Jessie Spano seduces

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“Tinkletime”: Number One Makes Number Three

Like Native Americans using every last bit of the buffalo, director Jim Powers doesn’t let his charges leave until they’ve done everything they possibly could to satisfy a fetish customer including, if need be, peeing in the snow. If you think “Tinkletime” over-infantilizes women in an industry where they are

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Porntastically Monday Night Football

Porntastically Monday Night Football

How is X-Play going to turn Monday Night Football into a porno movie? The same way they turn anything into a porno: make up a bunch of female characters and have them get naked. (More behind the scenes shots @ crossroadsedge.com)

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“This Ain’t Saved By The Bell”—The Liveblog

Dying to know more about the porn epic that is “This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX”? Of course you are. And Hustler is dying to tell you more about the project: that’s why they’re liveblogging the filming. Yesterday was the first day, and the liveblog has already revealed Scott

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“This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX” Vs. “Saved By The Bell”: A Comparison

Have you heard the news about “Saved by the Bell”? No, we’re not talking about that lame reunion…we’re talking about the “Saved by the Bell” porno that Hustler’s been hard at work on. As per usual, we’ve secured a copy of the porno cast list, and have compared the originals

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Femdom Without The Fight: “The Lingerie Salesman’s Worst Nightmare”

Brixton is a lingerie executive, and Ally Ann is his hot but mousy secretary. When a model flakes on a trade show appearance, Brixton presses Ally into service. In any other porn movie, this would end differently. The Lingerie Salesman’s Worst Nightmare Studio: Exotic Tales Director: Arguilo Cast: Sky Taylor,

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