Is now the best time to look at Allie Haze’s filmography and pick our five favorite scenes? Will there ever be a “best time”? Should we have waited until after we saw her “Emmanuelle” debut? These are the anxieties that plague us; actually, these were the anxieties that did plague us, until we looked at Allie’s tight ass and drifted off into chillness.

We love the term “down there.” It’s always said with an italicized voice and a wave of the eyebrows, and no matter what position the speaker is in, you can instantly picture them hiding something sweet and sexy under the tablecloth and between their legs. Such graphic subtlety, you know? It’s a paradox of pubic relations.

You have to hand it to Extreme Comixxx, they are on top of their superhero porn parody game. They produced a live action Justice League film before Hollywood, and they’re upping the ante with this live action Hawkman and Hawkgirl parody. Where’s your game at, Hollywood? Where’s your story of death-defying love between two human-like Accipitriformes with hardcore sex and threesomes and mace poundings?

You can act all cool and distant if you want, but you know you’re dying to see the new all-Remy extravaganza. She’s under your skin, she’s hula hooping and dick handling and doing all of the things she’s good at, except this time she’s doing it bigger than before. We’re talking gangbang, girlbang, Skin Diamond bang, all manners of bang!

God help you if you get in the way of Allie Haze and her girl loving. She will tear through and leave you looking like Swiss cheese if you so much as stand between her and London Keyes’s pussy. Rumor has it that Dana Vespoli had to stand behind bulletproof glass while directing Allie, lest The Haze turn on her and pull her into the scene!

When Celeste Star comes to, she finds her tongue taking a stroll up the side of Gracie Glam’s twat, soaking up the flavors of sweat mingled with sexual anticipation and the slightest hit of deep pussy wetness. “How did I get here?” she asks herself, going in for another taste. One minute she and Gracie were greeting each other, the next minute they were in their lingerie, and then… the “Hardcore Allure” took over.

To be perfectly honest, we rolled our eyes a bit when we heard there was going to be another porn film based on “Fifty Shades of Grey,” but then we got hooked up with a ton of exclusive photos from “A Lovers’ Guide to 50 Shades” and quickly unrolled them peepers. This isn’t just BDSM-infused porn, this is dark, intriguing, sensual, and educational sex narrated by the one and only Allie Haze.

We don’t know about ya’ll, but we come from a broken home (sob sob). So we know aaaaaaall about how when your parents are dating new people it can be such a drag. Don’t even get us started on how gross it is and annoying it is and how much power play and possessiveness is zipping around and sometimes it’s enough to just make you wish we could all return to a time when the nuclear family solved all of society’s problems and no one was preoccupied with “exploring” their “sexuality” or “having” their “freedom” or “teaching” their “boyfriend’s daughter” a “lesson” by “seducing” her and “eating her sweet little pink pussy out til she cums.”

Gimme head snatch with hair/ Long, beautiful hair/ Shining, gleaming/ Streaming, flaxen, waxen. When we see Allie and her bush in action, we feel inspired to break into song. Although we’ve found in the past porn and musicals don’t mix… But if Allie does the fucking, we’ll take the big solo.

You see, times likes these, we wish the Cold War was still going on. Then we could say that Allie Haze’s appearance in the Russian GQ shows that our world is growing closer, and that maybe the Cold War will soon be over thanks to this young American woman’s international message of love and nipples!

One of our favorite things about the new year is that Jeff Koga does “The Adult Industry In Photos” for LAist and he gives Fleshbot all of the NSFW images. He’s like Santa! As always, we’re passing the nostalgia on to you, so get your tissues ready (for your tears).

Today Allie Haze is rightfully known as an intelligent go-to girl for scripted romance movies, the kind studio moguls think women find appealing. But even if you’re in the mood for a sordid POV blowjob, she’s got the competition beat. Haze is featured in the compilation “Teenage Wasteland” from Powersville

Here we begin the quarterfinals of Extreme Pornstar Showdown 2012, and our two combatants are insanely adorable. Just look at their big, beautiful eyes, their pearly smiles, and the earnest ways they provide their partners with oral pleasure. Oh, and they have cute button noses, too! We honestly have no

You watched, you were aroused, and you voted. After a week of difficult decisions and other double-D’s, we have the first batch of results from Extreme Pornstar Showdown 2012. Who will be moving on to the next round? Find out here! Before we name the quarterfinalists, we wanted to let

The second day of Extreme Pornstar Showdown 2012 begins with two young award-winning starlets who have charmed the world with their smiles. And by “smiles” we of course mean “all the fantastic things their mouths can do to your body.” In a stroke of brilliant luck, we were able to

AVN just announced the nominees for the 2012 AVN Awards, and we’re damn excited to see some of our favorite names on list for Female Performer of the Year. We don’t know who will earn the title, but hey, we have sixteen ladies, so we can easily make a big

jessica drake’s “Guide To Wicked Sex: Fellatio” is narrated not unlike an article in Cosmo—you know, one of those featured on the cover, with tag lines like, “What Men Want!” or “How To Blow His Mind!” Between Bobbi Starr, Danny Mountain, the adorable Chris Johnson, Eric Masterson, Allie Haze, and

Have we talked about my love of strap-ons? No? See, I like watching lesbian sex, but I really like watching girls fuck other girls while wearing plastic cocks. And Nica Noelle has this totally covered with “Lesbian Adventures: Strap-On Specialists Vol. 2.” (I have never been able to find a