We knew that there was going to be nakedness in “American Reunion”–we could tell even before we heard rumors of Ali Cobrin’s nude scene–and now that we’ve finally seen the hubbub (and the hot boobs), we feel like we’re back in 1999, gazing at Shannon Elizabeth’s body, and that makes us feel really old.

You’re not surprised, are you? This is the (totally unnecessary, extremely stale feeling) follow up to the movie that imprinted MILFs and pie fucking into the collective unconscious: how could it not have boobs in it? That said: if you somehow find yourself dragged into the theater, strapped down “Clockwork Orange”-style, and forced to watch this film, at least you can content yourself with knowing that you’ll get to see a pretty girl’s boobs.