Corsets. They’re sexy cuz they look fantastic, of course, but they’re also sexy because they make the corset-wearer feel sexy. All that compression around the mid-section makes you feel like you really shouldn’t be doing anything besides looking pretty and sitting on someone’s face. And putting a corset on is an elaborate process involving lots of heavy breathing and restraint and resistance. You can do it yourself but a friend (or slave!) always makes it more fun. Starting to get a sense of why it’s sexy?

We love Victoria’s Secret models, and we love them even more when they’re dancing around in outdoor showers in transparent white tank tops. Alessandra Ambrosio, one of our favorite Brazilians, has rhythm and tremendous sex appeal. Hooray! Let’s usher in summer with near-nudity, and smokin’ hot babes! Fingers crossed we

Our girl Alessandra isn’t just talented at posing in underwear—she’s also good at posting photos of her in her underwear to Twitter. Fabulous! (hollywoodtuna.com)

Every time we turn around, there’s another gorgeous Brazilian model to obsess about. Now eight of them have gone ahead and taken all their clothes off at once. Clearly, they’re staging a coup on our hearts (and they’re winning). Thanks to Paola Kudacki and Hercules Magazine, we’ve got some new

Being a Victoria’s Secret model does not mean wearing ultra-lacy insane undies all the time. And frankly, there’s nothing sexier than a gorgeous model wearing plain, pale pink panties. Ok, maybe we’d prefer her not wearing panties at all, but that’s not the point! Surprise commando upskirts photos are the

In our breast-obsessed society, Alessandra Ambrosio’s top half receives a great deal of attention—often to the exclusion of the rest of her. Well, that ends today: Alessandra’s ass will not be denied. Just try ignoring it. (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Given that she’s a Victoria’s Secret Model and all, it’s not that unusual to see Alessandra Ambrosio in her underwear. Seeing a glimpse of her areola, on the other hand…well, that’s pretty special. (egotastic.com)

What does Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio do on her day off? Pretty much the same thing she does while she’s working: hang out on the beach (and in bed) in bikinis, modeling for sexy pictures. We know the experts say you should leave your job at the office…but can

Well, yeah, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, so we’ve seen her underwear before. But that’s not the point. This is about keeping it real as a voyeur. Yes! You can’t spell “useless victory” without “voyeur.” · Alessandra Ambrosio Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

Once a year, the gates of heaven open up and bestow a great gift of knowledge upon us. Yes, kids, it’s time for AskMen.com’s annual list of the Top 99 Women in the world. Now, ordinarily you would have to go through the entire list piece by piece, endlessly clicking

It’s been way too long since we last checked in with megababe Alessandra Ambrosio, who is currently spotted posing for Ocean Drive—the magazine for streets that you will never make enough money to live on. So the fact that you’ll also probably never be lucky enough to meet her is