Remember yesterday when we were talking about having a lady read hot erotica to you? Guess who upped the ante? Woodrocket did! They got one of our favorite pornstars, Aiden Starr, to read from “Five Stages of Grief” with her boobs out. Her voice is arousing without the visuals, but damn, the visuals are exquisite.
Wait, does it still count as treating yo self if the treat is free? Because this parody of “Parks & Recreation” is 100% free, thanks to the generous genius that is Lee Roy Myers. This half-hour video has everything you love: Leslie, Ron, Tom(-ara), steak, manliness, political aspirations, and porn within porn!
‘Twould be divine. We think Coral Aorta might have to change her name to Rosy Cheeks after this encounter! Okay, okay; sorry. But we would stuff our face into Aiden Starr’s breasts until our cheeks were downright raw. We guess we wouldn’t look all that great afterward, but does that even matter?! It’s like having an awesome scar story to tell except ours would inevitably be better than anyone else’s. We’d have a permablush all thanks to dem titties, and we’d think fondly of Aiden every time we passed a mirror. How lovely!
The nice thing about being in porn is that if I’m in it long enough, I might have the opportunity to work with some of the coolest, sexiest people in the sex biz. Being a BBW performer means I unfortunately don’t get to work with everyone I have a crush on, but that doesn’t mean I can’t fantasize.
This edition of “Lesbian Office Seductions” is special because all of the action revolves around “the city’s top advertising firm for feminine products.” It’s all about ladies being in charge of other ladies who are trying to appeal to consumer ladies by way of their lady parts. Is that too much lady for you? Then you are in the wrong place.
Wrath! Wrath from the hands and toes! Wrath muffled by wet panties wadded up and stuffed in the mouth! Ass gravity and gushing come raining down on the faces of the innocent! You’ve probably read about all this in cuneiform, but now it’s back, for Belladonna has unleashed “No Warning 7″ upon the world.
We imagine Aiden as a power chick, a corporate boss lady who calls the disappointing employees down into her office — which turns out to be an opulent sex dungeon complete with the perfect face-sitting throne. Fucking up the spreadsheets has never turned out so well!
Lauren McCubbin–who you may know from, uh, a billion things, but we remember her best as the illustrator for Michelle Tea’s graphic novel “Rent Girl”–recently posted a picture of a painting she’s working on to her Twitter account. It’s Arabelle Raphael, bound and masked, being buzzed to an explosive, open-mouth orgasm with the help of a friend. It’s breathtaking!
Whoa, get a load of those big ol’ eyes on Aiden Starr. It’s like, yeah, her tits are huge, but they don’t make us feel vulnerable and excited like her peepers do. Oh, that’s not true, we feel a lot of things because of those tits. Who are we kidding?
And Leilani Leeanne is straight-up elevating our soul. We can hardly think of a more complementary pair than these two, linked by the tenuous golden bond of a funky-fly strap-on. They’re a regular Dante and Beatrice, a Lee Miller and Man Ray, a Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel of babe-on-babe hotness.
It starts innocently enough: Four scantily-clad women in their mid-to-late 20′s are kneeling on a bed talking about blowjob technique. Then they get into a pillow fight—also perfectly normal—and then they become lesbians. How did this happen?
This election is going to be close, and we are dismayed when both sides seem to resort to less-than-ethical tactics. But at least naked liberal spitfire Aiden Starr gives something back to Republican boss Eric Jover when she hypnotizes him into voting for the other team.
Like a sparkling rosé of the porn world, Wolf Hudson has earned a reputation of near universal appeal. Fucking his way into the hearts and genitals of straight ladies and lesbians, hetero bros and gay dudes, and friends across the whole gamut of queerdom, we all want a piece of Wolf. As luck would have it, Wolf is a man who gives the people what they want. Let us all herald the arrival of Wolf Hudson Is Bad.
