The back of the box calls Abella Anderson “The hottest Latina model in the history of porn” and we feel the need to take that hyperbole down a peg or two. Is Abella Anderson a cutie? For sure. Is she the hottest Latina model in the history of porn? Perhaps not. Should you always handle her while wearing goggles and gloves? Yes, because no matter how she compares to other pornstars, she has a volcanic body and you do not mess with this missy’s magma.
And we should all be grateful to her for that. We’ve heard a rumor that, should Abella ever cease her perpetual fuck motion, the world itself might stop spinning; throwing the planet off its axis and life itself into complete disarray.
Puppies: not the first word we would use to describe pornstars with voracious appetites for cock, but hey, to each her own! We’re not here to debate semantics, we’re here to discuss Jules Jordan’s latest batch of babes who see cocks and instantly feel that puppy lust creeping up inside.
Nikki Sexx found that more and more cocks kept appearing on her face and in her mouth, so Dr. Jules Jordan recommended that she stick one of them in her ass and another one in her pussy. Problem solved! The cocks didn’t go away, but Nikki started having a lot
We don’t think porn needs to be a color game, and once a girl does interracial grayscale polychromatic scenes, there’s no difference. Well, except for the fact that Mr. Marcus and Lexington Steele aim their very big, very popular penises at her. We’ve talked with pornstars about the joys of
It doesn’t matter if you’re in Miami, Los Angeles, or Hawaii; if you’re on the beach, hiding your tits behind a skimpy bikini, and you think you can get away with it, Jules Jordan will have you on camera doing extremely sexy things that make us happy that summer is
Big oil might know something about drills, but BP ain’t got nothin’ on this DP. Plus: Asa Akira, Amy Reid, and Abella Anderson get their butts drilled by huge cocks. It’s like the A-Team but for anal porn! Drilling is such a violent term—it really misleads the porn viewer about
We’d like to point out that there are about six movies with the title “Dangerous Curves” (including one of our favorite Carlos Batts films). Yet saying “These hot babes are slippery when wet!” is still funny to us. And frankly, they are slippery when wet! How glorious is it to