When the 20s were roaring, you could step into the backroom speakeasy of the speakeasy and catch a glimpse. When every house had a car in the garage and a steak on the table, beneath that table, you might see it. Coming on up to the free lovin’ 70s, hair flowing and dicks flying, the form had been nearly perfected. Yes, the spitroast may have evolved over the years, but it’s ever been a glorious American tradition.

We’re happy to see that even within the hazy 1970s throes of Throwback Thursday, our porno pioneers could get hella down with some group sex: chicks on dicks! Chicks on chicks! Chicks on chicks on dicks! We suppose these friends are just coming out of the Free Love era, and we’re glad they didn’t get to disco-dickin’ just yet. Because we really like seeing happy, hairy fuckers all up on each other everywhere we look. It almost sounds like… a disco. But really, this is better.

In this hilariously dated yet somehow still hot installment of Throwback Thursday, we come upon a nubile, naive young lass who’s experiencing a lot of firsts: an inaugural taste of the ganja, the sweet nectar of coitus, and uh, the “chocolate candy and angel food” combo of a BBC. Well, we know those elements make for a winning combination — we’re glad she’s come into the light. Ahem.

So in our own version of “Throwback Thursday” (hi, Instagrammers), as part of a continuing series of indeterminate duration, we’ll delve into classics of the pornosphere. Be they trailblazing pieces of smutty cinema, over-the-top elaborate fuck fests, or simply babes with crazy hair gettin’ down, we’ll be there. Today? Pizza Connection, of the 1970s. “With Sextra Topping”. And, no, we didn’t make that up. But it must equate to DPs, and hey, we’re willing to accept ridiculous puns to get there.

Fresh outta Omaha, Icky Blossoms is an electro-pop power trio generating buzz for their atmospheric grooves (ok, this is a naked girl site, not a music review aggregate, so if you want more creative descriptions of hip bands we’re sure you can’t spit without smacking something nice and smug in the face). Their latest video splices together tons of 70′s porn to the beat of their song Cycle. The nudity and hardcore only comes in snatches (ahem) but it’s worth watching for the soft-lit O-faces and sweet glittery disco scenes.

There’s a theory that the reason why porn’s Golden Age turned out so many memorable movies in the ’70s and early ’80s — “Behind the Green Door,” “Deep Throat,” and “The Devil in Miss Jones” among others — was because American popular culture at the time was drowning in cheese. Disco, bell bottoms and cocaine meshed perfectly with the tacky chic of porn movies at the time.

While some male performers in the present day sport facial hair, it’s few and far between and usually a pair of mutton chops or a soul patch. But if there’s anything that defined that brief, brilliant moment of adult entertainment history, it’s the prevalence of the mustache on male performers.

The 70s are long gone, but in some corners of the world, the wild, sexy spirit that fueled them lives on. Particularly those corners of the world that throw 70s porno-themed parties, complete with live sex shows. Regrettably, we were not able to make it to BangOn!NYC‘s retro extravaganza, but

By day, Harvey Keitel goes around collecting protection money from local businesses. But whenever he can, he gets a little quiet time with his main squeeze, insults her a little, flirts, and watches her get dressed. Hey, that’s love, isn’t it? I mean, Harvey wouldn’t admit it, but we know

What is it about those French school girls? Sure, there’s the fact that they’re French, and the school girl factor certainly has its merits…but at the end of the day, it’s the hairbrush handling that really turns our crank. · Buy “French School Girls” (vcx.com)

Nurses. They’ve been dirty since day one. Sure, they say they’re here to help…but the next thing you know, they’re seducing whatever innocent young girl happens into the office. Not that that’s exactly a bad thing, mind you… · Buy “The Senator’s Daughter” (vcx.com)

It is 1978 and the Senator’s daughter has been kidnapped by a Russian syndicate seeking to make a cyborg copy of her! Enter John Holmes, rebuilt bionically after a blowjob accident deprives him of his schlong! (It’s a think piece.) The Senator’s Daughter Studio: VCX/Cal Vista Director: Don Flowers Starring:

What’s the easiest way to get a pass into the Mile High Club? Start dating a flight attendant…or at least find one who’s open to having an, ahem, “arrangement” with you. Not only will you get easy access to the plane (and plane staff’s) private areas…there’s also a chance of

Before there were MILFs (or at least that clever little acronym), there was Aunt Peg—a woman whose sexual prowess and proclivities cannot be described by words alone. Although “Ultimate MILF” seems as good a description as any. · Buy “Aunt Peg Ultimate MILF” (vcx.com)

70s era nunsploitation movies weren’t just hot ‘n heavy wimple rippers—they were also pretty much based in reality. Yes, medieval nuns were pretty freaky. (viceland.com)

If we ever needed a reminder of why the Golden Age of porn was truly golden, a peek at “Vista Valley PTA” is more than enough. Come on…it’s porn with the word PTA in the title. That, and it manages to explore some of our naught incest fantasies without coming

…in the archives of Andy Warhol, of all places. Other things found in the archives? A piece of cake from Caroline Kennedy’s 1986 wedding, a mummifed human foot, and $17,000 in cash. Don’t get too excited about some newly discovered nudes of Jackie O, though—the picture, taken by paparazzi at

After they made Roberta Pedon, they broke the mold. Then they set it on fire, stomped out the fire, swept up the ashes, and threw them into the abyss. At least, that’s our explanation for why she’s one of a kind. Roberta Pedon (boobieblog.com) Roberta Pedon (boobieblog.com) Roberta Pedon (boobieblog.com)

There are many reasons why we’re glad we don’t live in the seventies (like, uh, the clothes). But there are quite a few why we wish we still did. Like, uh, the orgies. Oh, to be in the days when free love was still free and unfettered; when you could

You know when they say “They don’t make ‘em like they used to”? We’re pretty sure they’re referring to movies like “Immoral Tales,” a French flick from the 1970s that seems to have more nudity than plot. And not just the occasional breast or nipple shot: we’re talking straight up

They sure don’t make them like they used to… if by “them” you mean “male pornstars” and “they used to” you mean “John Holmes,” that is. True, there have been many advancements in porn technology over the years—but no matter how much CGI or robotics or special editing they cram