Great Britain celebrates their Olympic success in the only way that makes any sense–covering Keeley Hazell’s naked body in gold paint. Someone certainly deserves a medal for that. (thesun.co.uk)

As usual, athletes in the Olympic Village have access to free condoms during the Games. What’s not as usual is that no one is using them. Maybe they’re all taking that “no sex before competition rule” a little too seriously? We thought it was always have sex before competition rule,

We’d be just as excited as everyone else is today to see naked photos of a member of the Swedish women’s Olympic crossbow team, except … not only is she not an Olympian, crossbow isn’t even an Olympic event. Still … see you in 2012, Naked Girl! (nsfwpoa.com + lessclothes.com

The New York Times finally picks up what we’re putting down and wonders why people are so impressed with the bodies of Olympic athletes–and naturally includes a slide show of the bodies of Olympic athletes. Did they really think people tune in for the glory of amateur competition or something?

Our Beijing bureau has been working around the clock to make sure that you stay up-to-date on all the latest Olympic news–specifically, which athletes have taken their clothes off for a photo. Our Chinese spies could find no information about any sporting events or medal winners–some guy won a swim

We introduced you to Spanish rhythmic gymnast Almudena Cid in our sexy Olympic babes roundup last week, but if that wasn’t enough to satisfy your appetite here’s some new photos of her in Spanish FHM. We don’t know anything about gymnastics—let alone how rhythmic she is—but she clearly deserves some

We’ve obviously got a serious case of Olympic fever around here, which is why we regret not being able to fit every single Olympic hottie into the athletic supporting galleries we’ve been featuring lately: we simply wouldn’t have time to post about anything else. Good thing the games will still

Our Commander-in-Chief and President of the United States of America George W. Bush really seems to be enjoying the Olympics. Who knew that we would have so much in common? (thestar.com; more photos @ yahoo.com)

Did you know that the athletes at the ancient Olympic Games competed in the nude? Of course there were also no babes allowed back then—so although we have progressed in some ways, don’t you think that the 29th Olympiad would be more exciting if they brought back a few traditions?

Tomorrow is the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics, where the world’s greatest athletes will gather to compete in contests of legendary skill and strength and compare the definition of their ab muscles. For sports fans—and fans of tight and toned bodies—it’s also a great opportunity for sight seeing. We